JoBeth Wampler

Wife, mom, disability community advocate, & GFWC clubwoman, who currently earns a paycheck to share her love of Virginia’s Heart of Appalachia.

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Lake Keokee Loop Trail is pretty overgrown, but look at the view! #swva #hikingadventures #nofilterneeded

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I forgot how much I loved Anna Karenina. That’s all.

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Just hit me, Soylent Green was based in 2022. 🍵🤤 You’re welcome.

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I am fully aware I’ve got a Ross and not a Geralt, thank you.

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Who else can relate to this😭😂?!

#writerslife #amwriting

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I’m not the #NewYearsResolution type, but if I were, I’d resolve to pause when everything’s gone to pot to remember all those writers who are no longer writing. To find gratitude for my life, for the air in my lungs, for the ability to sit and stare at that keyboard.

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@Mercury2P 😂 Yup!

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@McLainStudio @monicazahariev I was called Olive Oyl. All spindly arms and legs and no meat. People are jerks.

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@monicazahariev I’m often called tall at 5’9”. Most of my 5’7”-5’8” friends don’t get the “tall” comment, except from self-conscious average to shorter height men. So….

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Word of the Day (according to our 13-year-old)

Dangly – (adj.) The state of being easily flung to the other side of the room, typically following a hip bump.

“Since I’m so dangly, Maddie can knock me halfway across the gym.”

#WordOfTheDay #teenagers #parenting

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@MaBetty29 Any length of bangs would make Scotty flip, but I’m starting to itch for change.

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Someone be a pal and tell me not to cut my own bangs.

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Daughter sees The Vault of Horror comics for the first time and gets inspired. It’s been anime or nothing for so long... and now this! Let the creepy begin!

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@MartikaShanel Great job!

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@MartikaShanel Going for a brisk hike with the family. 🥾

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Saturday morning thoughts: Why is there no slo-mo video of #WDW Rockin’ Rollercoaster riders set to the tune of Aerosmith’s “Angel”?

Someone must do this immediately.

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@AlyssaAlessi Congrats! 🍾

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@barb_avon Congrats! 🍾

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Isn’t there a saying about wooly worms and winter? How about when you see one in March?

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@designerldean No suggestions, but congrats on finishing the revision process! 🍾