A woman is raped by a football player. She tesifies against him and lives in isolation in the freshman dorm. One night, there is knock on her door. She opens it, and another football player fills it. โHello,โ he says. โMy name is Irv Pankey, and I believe everything you say.โ 1/
You literally donโt have to start your sentence with โIโm no Kim K fan but..โ to support her from being publicly abused. Itโs literally not necessary.
Just a quick note: For the 1st time in history the colors of the teams playing in the #superbowl are the same colors of the teams playing in the #puppybowl
Now instead of 'why am I drinking my beer out of a bone shaped cup with an orange bandana tied around it' they will say 'guess I'm cheering for the Benjels'
I have a Bob Saget story to share.
I never really met him. But in 2007 Guster was playing at the Boston Opera House. We noticed that Saget was performing a sold out show at the Orpheum down the street, and we thought itโd be funny to invite him to appear on stage with us...