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@nvidia Not only you price regular folks out of your exorbitant prices you also deal with our enemy. I pray every day AMD puts you out of business.

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@jimmieX07 @grok Is this true?

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Boom! This woman says everything so perfectly and sums up every issue that is upside down in our country. 💯%

Keep this video saved and show it to Democrats.

“Titanic America is taking on water and sinking fast.”

[Jochy News @JochyNews]

@libsoftiktok When was the last time you saw an arab, chinese or african working in the field.

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¡Bravo! 👏 Ahora que ganaron los demócratas, ¡que suban todavía más los impuestos, especialmente el de la GASOLINA! ⛽💸 ¡VIVAN LOS DEMÓCRATAS! 🎉

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Felicidades a los Democratas

[Mark Kretschmann @mark_k]

This is brilliant 👌

I have nothing more to add.

[Mayra @MayraDo57466678]

Mis aplausos para este mexicano, el si merece tener su green card.
El lo entendió todo.👏👏👏

[Jochy News @JochyNews]

Yes she is right.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

You know, she’s right.

[𝑯𝒐�� 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒔 of steel @Lisak52]

Since the liberals loved that last one.... Here is another. He isn't as vulgar. But makes a point.

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Votamdo Republicano en California.

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@rpcs3 @nvidia OK so how you get it?

[Gresham @Greshamtrade]

THIS IS A F*CKING GOLDMINE

1% of people are making $10,000+ a day with Grok Bot while the other 99% are still calling it bullshit

I finished today at 111x my starting balance. I gave Grok Bot $133.70 and ended the session with $14,880. it scanned new pairs, filtered entries, and managed the trades

7 GitHub repos to build a similar trading system:

01 / https://t.co/4gDiczCVIT
connects your Python tools to Solana accounts, token data, and transaction submission
https://t.co/4HzY9orZRu

02 / Raydium SDK V2
provides tools for reading Raydium pools and building swap transactions
https://t.co/xtLqp1v9vq

03 / Orca Whirlpools
includes SDKs for interacting with Orca liquidity pools and preparing swaps
https://t.co/nBWQJAFmIO

04 / VectorBT
tests trading rules against historical data, including fees, trade outcomes, and drawdowns
https://t.co/4xirHWA2N9

05 / DuckDB
keeps market snapshots and execution records queryable so you can reconstruct each decision
https://t.co/wqlcePaQWD

06 / QuantStats
turns the return history into reports covering performance, volatility, and losing periods
https://t.co/VRDiPoXmyY

07 / Lightweight Charts
puts your price feed, entries, and exits on a dashboard connected to the trading service
https://t.co/QWrUpq5iK0

wire the tools into Grok Bot through scripts or APIs. the execution service should verify the token, available balance, quote age, and maximum slippage before signing. record the confirmed transaction before updating the position

start with one market and replay the complete workflow. your terminal should explain a rejected entry as clearly as a completed trade

[virgilxbt @virgilxbt]

This is f*cking insane. SpaceXAI engineer:

"99% of people use GrokBot like a search engine

Only 1% run swarms of self-learning GrokBot agents

I run 65+ agents in a loop, with a Chief agent and PM agents managing the team".

GrokBot -> Chief Agent -> PM Agents -> Agent Swarms -> Self-Improving Systems

In a 22-minute workshop, a SpaceXAI engineer shows how to squeeze far more out of GrokBot without the bill going up.

This workshop beats most $1,500 vibe-coding courses.

Bookmark it and watch it today.

Then read the article below on building a Second Brain with GrokBot ↓

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@ThePatriotOasis And Republicans are the racist? Oh, and remember Jesus was brown.

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@redbaronpizza I am going to the store to get some. I hope you guys are in CA.

[Kinder @kinderlayer]

This is pure f*cking gold.

A 22-year-old student from China just bypassed the entire SaaS industry with a single local script.

He didn’t build a fancy UI. He didn’t raise a seed round. He just wired 300 AI agents into a closed-loop neural hive - and let them eat the web alive.

What you’re looking at on screen is the live telemetry running on his rig right now:

• 300 autonomous sub-agents executing in parallel
• a brutal cross-verification layer killing hallucinations in ~30ms
• 6 months of market research compressed into 180 minutes flat

while big tech is charging $20/month for simple wrappers, one kid in a dorm room just turned a single PC into a Fortune 500 research department.

the game didn’t change. it ended.

[Issa @issatheblows]

what the f*ck. Grok built a https://t.co/nz9h9KXHef terminal that works like a to-do board

every coin goes through 3 columns: checking → holding → done

$1,500 → $6,185 in 17 seconds

how it works on screen:

→ new coin drops into CHECKING
→ Grok checks dev wallet, bundles, X posts
→ passes → BUY → moves to HOLDING
→ fails → SKIP → straight to DONE
→ holding coins get sold at the top and land in DONE with the profit

what went through the board:

→ $ZEPH · 12K posts on X → +104%, +$260
→ $RAGEY · dev holds 31% → skip → rugged
→ $LUMEN · curve 58% → +164%, +$410
→ $FLUX · bundle moving → out, −$45
→ $GRIT · Elon replied → +208%, +$520
→ $HALO · same dev as a rug → skip → rugged
→ $KAPPA · curve 71% → graduated → +$690
→ $QUARK · bundled 37% → skip → rugged
→ $PIXA · 41K posts on X → +336%, +$840
→ $SOLO · graduating → graduated → +$1,020
→ goal 4× hit. Grok closed everything

16 coins. 9 bought. 8 wins. 1 loss of $45
7 skipped. 3 of them rugged a few seconds later

the rules Grok wrote for itself:

1. dev holds more than 10% → skip
2. bundles over 25% → skip
3. same dev as an old rug → skip forever
4. bundle moves → exit now
5. hits the goal → closes every position

the whole terminal is one board. you can see every decision Grok makes

illustrative build, numbers simulated

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@FilipJanur Carney was installed to give part of our continent back to Europe.

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@GovernorVA Diverse means no Hispanics...