HabsJockSniffer24

I just want to see #25 lifted into the Bell rafters and I can die peacefully #GoHabsGo

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Steve. Why did you name your kid that. You fucking bitch

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

wtf

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Big tits rock and it’s insane people aren’t ok with openly saying it

[carina @goalcauf]

We’re so lucky to have players willing to do this.

[SCHOOL BONDS NIGHT DOG @bonds_night_dog]

Too many of you mother fuckers forgot

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The year is 2090. There are 125 teams in the NHL. There is now a team on Mars. Jaromir Jagr is the captain of the team. He is 118 years old. Gary Batman is still the commissioner, he is dating AOC. There are 200 games in the regular season. The season begins in August and ends in July. There are 40 outdoor games a year, the Blackhawks are playing in all of them. Mark Messier and PK subban co-GM the best team in the league, the Bay Area Baristas. They are rivals with the Capitol Stormers who play out of Arlington Texas. Connor McDavid’s son is the leading scorer of the league. He has 700 points in 8 games. I’m running out of shit to say right now. Was just doing this while I wait for my car at valet. It’s pulling up now. Forgot what I even wrote in this. $100 to valet a car in NYC for the night lol. That’s baseball.

[HabsJockSniffer24 @JockSniffer1969]

@SensCentral Nobody has a rivalry with the Sens haha it’s Canadas Columbus

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

27 days until Habs hockey is back.

Here���s Alex Kovalev elbowing Darcy Tucker in the face (March 25, 2006)

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

What a difference three years can make.

Calvin Klein 2023 vs Calvin Klein 2026

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

In 2020 the most publicized Calvin Klein model in America was a grotesque, obese black woman. In 2026 Sadie Sink is wagging her aristocratic Gallic ass towards the camera.

America's soul is healing. It's not hard to see if you stop taking black pill suppositories.

[Josh Coleman @Coleman42]

Trying to be a hockey fan and enjoying the sport is becoming increasingly more difficult with every one of these virtue-signalling posts from people who can’t go 5 minutes without being offended

#SHRINK

[Makar Truther🇺🇸 @MakarTruther98]

Pronoun accounts are fundamentally not built for hockey culture.

Exit fandom immediately, you are not wanted here.

#SHRINK

[Makar Truther🇺🇸 @MakarTruther98]

Anyone crying about the @Canes admin saying "Spirit Animal" needs to leave the sport of hockey immediately.

You are not cut out for this, pack your bags.

#SHRINK

[Jeff B @CaptAwesomeDMV]

@More_you_knoww You lost me at The Dark Knight is overrated

[Emmanuel Rincón @EmmaRincon]

Bukele: “Yo soy una persona creyente, creo que Dios puede perdonar a todos. Sé que si el delincuente se arrepiente va a ir al cielo como cualquier otro pecador. Pero eso le compete a Dios. En la tierra tiene que estar en prisión”.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If you’re a woman looking for a mom to rally around and celebrate, may I suggest this one instead of Lindsay Clancy

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Crayola Tast Tester @_Dodgethebullet]

@heatdaddy69420 Rob “I know a lot of gay guys” Gucci