Joe Robinson

Bald guy. Marketer. Musician. Self-Improver.

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

Youngest WDC (and 2x, 3x, 4x WDC)
Youngest winer of 4 consecutive WDC
Largest points margin to 2nd place
Largest points margin to teammate (1 more point and he'd have doubled Webber's total for the year)
Only winner in a customer Ferrari car

And that's off the top of my head

[afo @afoknowsball]

THE ONLY RECORD VETTEL IS GOOD FOR HAS BEEN WIPED OUT

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

What is it with streaming services not letting you change your password if you're not subscribed? Cynical

[Jimmy Broadbent @JimmyBroadbent]

Everyone on F1 twitter rn

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

Is anyone else getting loads more spam lately? Email, WhatsApp, Instagram- you name it. Even scammers are feeling the pinch 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

The best thing @zeitgeist_rae has ever cooked by a mile. Totally makes up for her bringing Alfie and Milo into my life tbh

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

These landlords want 2023 prices with 1993 kitchens and bathrooms😂

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

🧐🤔🤗

Not quite the 'gotcha' they think it is. I’m a proud trade unionist and Labour is the Party of working people. Their donations are clean, democratic and fully declared.

Who funds the @conservatives? 💸

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Doing an experiment.

Some 316 MPs claimed their utility bills on expenses last year, with some members claiming more than £3,000 to cover their utilities.

Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own gas and electric.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

".. so imagine my surprise when I found £27million in loose change down the back of my sofa. I was so shocked that I accidentally threatened to sue several people..."

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

Work without the right to withdraw your labour is slavery
#ProtectTheRightToStrike @rishisunak @grantshapps
https://t.co/NGhZJ2FFah

[Organise @organisehq]

URGENT: @RishiSunak and @grantshapps are trying to push through legislation that could see workers fired for striking ❌It's an attack on our rights and civil liberties.

Retweet if you stand with striking workers and against this Bill!✊🏽
https://t.co/aehqn8NPDC

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

"young people should just stop wasting money on things like Netflix"

*Proceeds to expense a rival service*

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Tory MPs Liz Truss, Anne-Marie Trevelyan, James Gray, and Vicky Ford have all put their Amazon Prime subscriptions on expenses.

Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own Amazon Prime subscription.

[Tim @timcook32]

Did he just point at the door..for some ‘pleb’ to open it for him? Open your own door. Levelling up my arse. #LevellingUp #bbcnews

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Sajid Javid says we need to pay £20 for a GP appointment and £66 to go to A&E as a way to solve the NHS funding crisis. He’s wrong because there are so many better options in my new report on funding the NHS. A thread…..

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

Meta is an anagram of Meat and Instagram rearranges to Marg Stain because Zuck's endgame is to upload all of our consciousness into the metaverse then turn the discarded human bodies into the world's largest charcuterie board. He butters his bread with margarine, to clarify

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

@Jates The rest of the sentence was actually bigging Don up 🤷🏼‍♂️ clients always think we'll be cool guys like him but obviously lots of us don't like people all that much. He didn't either but he hid it better

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

I just read the phrase "like most things in our business, Don Draper is to blame" and it's an early entrant for the best sentence of 2023

Still love Don though

[Snigdha ON BLUESKY @snigskitchen]

British Bulldog is a busy, busy person. Works as a train driver, a nurse, a university lecturer, and teacher. All at the same time!

[Jimmy Broadbent @JimmyBroadbent]

Omg I can't believe that Max said this - https://t.co/OthktvGua5

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Distress warning…

This was Kenneth Shadbolt’s last phone call before he died waiting 5hrs for an ambulance

There was no strike that day

Just a chronically underfunded NHS and ambulance service.

Don’t let the liars tell you otherwise.

[Joe Robinson @Joe1Robinson]

Free speech 🤦‍♂️

[Paul Blandomania @blandCinema]

Elon is suppressing Ken Klippenstein’s account