Joseph Garrison

Group Leader at PPD in Middleton, WI

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@TheDamonWayans In Living Color 90-minute reunion episode please and thank you.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@davidalangrier In Living Color 90-minute reunion episode please and thank you.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@JimCarrey In Living Color 90-minute reunion episode please and thank you.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@keeneniwayans In Living Color 90-minute reunion episode please and thank you.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@BANQUET_TIME I understand the food won't look exactly like what is pictured on the box, but there is literally zero sauce on my strips advertised as "coated in sauce."

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@GreenPayBacker @nbc15_madison Hospitals still do this. They don't immediately take the pictures; they offer to take them for you and then give you their ridiculous pricing.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Governor Abbott Warns Children Of Accepting Parents Often Grow Up To Become Accepting As Well https://t.co/18D53Gvkjw

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@NBCNews In a very 90s way of speaking, this proposed bill is gay. These kinds of laws and beliefs are why I don't support Democrats or Republicans. Political agendas and religion hinder progress. They teach people to pick sides and make enemies from an early age. You love who you love.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@adamcarolla Got to get it on.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@nbc15_madison I was worried about all of the lives that have been lost and will continue to be lost, but $4/gal for gas? If only there were alternative energy sources available produced domestically. If only I could find some way to make my legs work when I needed to travel a mile or two.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

I'm pretty sure this was found in one of the nicer neighborhoods in Madison.

[Madison Police @madisonpolice]

Three guns, a large amount of ammunition, drugs and cash were seized from a home on Madison’s west side today.

Our SWAT team carried out a search warrant at the home along the 8300 block of Blackwolf Drive in response to a shots fired incident that occurred Sunday.

[Madison Police @madisonpolice]

Three guns, a large amount of ammunition, drugs and cash were seized from a home on Madison’s west side today.

Our SWAT team carried out a search warrant at the home along the 8300 block of Blackwolf Drive in response to a shots fired incident that occurred Sunday.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@madisonpolice I like how every comment is minimizing the semi-automatic rifle and handguns pictured because they're pro pot. Let's ignore the Marijuana for a second and think about the real problem. Someone is prepared to have a shootout with the police in your neighborhood near your kids.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@PyrionFlax My kids are too young to participate yet, but I support this as an acceptable alternative when the time comes.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@Maruchan_Inc You should create a poll to find out if the average person eats 1/2 of a pack of your ramen or a full pack at once. If the majority of people are eating a full pack at once, let's update the serving size on your packaging to 1 instead of 2.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@Mythical Could you please stop letting the audience see the answers to the different games you play on #GMM? It really ruins the experience for me when I can't guess along because the answer is right there in the middle of the screen.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@UnityCodeMonkey I think once you're a well-established developer/company it can. Otherwise, no.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@osamadorias Nintendo is buying their lawyers new suits for the next round of people they sue for playing ROMs of their 25-year-old games.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@KwikTrip Just bit into one of your chicken sandwiches and pulled out a nice long black hair with my bite. Yum yum, I can't believe you didn't charge me extra for that bonus topping.

[Joseph Garrison @Joe_Garrison]

@dominos How about instead of giving everyone $3.00 you pay your delivery drivers a better wage so we don't have to tip anymore period.