Joe Rauch

Emmaus University '23⚽| Assistant Soccer Coach 🦅

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Calling it now, this Easter:

"He is rizzin indeed"

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@JJ_Routley Fair. But wouldn't you want to be remembered as

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@JJ_Routley Herod's...
Omri's line was spiritually bankrupt and brought about Israel's destruction in 722 BC; and even tho Herod killed most of his kids, at least some were rulers in a more advanced civilization during the 1st century AD so gotta take your chances there

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@bekah_wrightt

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I show Bekah a picture of the ruins of an ancient temple in Syria, noting that since then, it has unfortunately been destroyed by ISIS bombings

Her response?

"Just girly things😝"

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Our sweet sweet non football friends joining our SB parties, gotta love em

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Hahahaha go sportsball hahahahaha I just hope both teams have fun hahahaha I'm only here for the commercials hahahaha I'm so quirky

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@KoltensFriend You'd like that wouldn't you

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@youngdyl24 @Landon_Jacobus @Landon_Jacobus has the rights to the 1st overall pick in next year's draft after an unsuccessful evening

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@KeifusIsMefus @Nolan_J_1203 You're right Keith, I didn't even have this one in mind 😌

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The Christian urge to not create lyrically diverse bridges and just repeat the same thing 10x

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@hage_carter Yeah but his made the Bible

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So many random sponsorships in college football these days (bowls, halftime shows, etc) might as well do injuries too

"We'll be right back after this ACL tear, presented to you by Northwestern Mutual"

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@rhinonothing @EmmausAthletics @calvarywarriors Which time specifically?😂

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@SL1M_REAPER_ It would require trading for Watson. Rodgers has a list of teams and HOU isn't on his list, so we'd have to trade other players/picks which isn't ideal. Also we don't know his legal situation so idk how soon he'd get to play. Also gotta give Love a chance if Aaron leaves right?

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@TomKook5 Allen Lazard for sure. This season, paired with Hall, Hutchinson, Kolar, Allen, etc. the offense would be unstoppable

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@ort_zachary @SL1M_REAPER_ @Madd_Dowg24 Yeah, we're not getting paid to be unbiased, so as far as I'm concerned people like us have free reign to do whatever we want.

Results in going nuts for Steven and Tyrus dunks and maybe mentioning an opposing dunk 😉

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Apparently gorilla glue has their own line of sealant spray now

The audacity to think they could ever compete with Phil Swift and the power of Flex Seal. Just look at the guy.

They've got no chance

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@JJ_Routley @SL1M_REAPER_ Outstanding tweet JJ

And no it was not me

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Finally got my prize for fantasy football from @ShaneDouglas_

Still not @JJ_Routley 's canvas but this belt will do 😏

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Well it's nice to win Emmaus' fantasy football league championship

Wish I would have won last year and got this signed canvas; absolute gem of a prize:
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