Joe Tribe

36 year old writer without readers. These days a keen photographer of things and stuffs 📸

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On a short drive just now I saw quite a few people shielding their eyes with just their hands so they could view the eclipse. R.I.P to their perfectly good retinas. #eclipse

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Filming has wrapped, well my part anyway, on a new Disney + project that is set in a galaxy far far away. I've never been in anything on the box other than Traffic Cops, so this was a challenge. It's a non speaking part so I doubt you'll know which Jawa is me #starwars #aprilfool

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I have found that being kind really goes quite far and is far less effort than being spiteful or cruel. I have also found that some drivers like to drive up my arse and I mutter to myself what an inconsiderate cunt they are being. Such a balancing act.

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@scqft @endlessviolets

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@ShakyWoon If you click on the year it should give you a selection of years and the same for month

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#GrokImagine took me back in time to have a word with myself. #ai #grokai #GrokImagine #timemachine #oldme #youngerme

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Great for parties #luckybag

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Also, what space? That's a car in that space you lying so and so!

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Shopping in a supermarket on the run up to Christmas, a 🧵.

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This helpful sign can be spotted at the exact moment you spot the car park space yourself.

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This man is going to get pelted by a 15 pence bag of potatoes if he carries on flaunting this jumper.

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Staff member down the meat aisle telling everyone gammon sold out at 10am today, I don't want Gammon but I'm all for joining in with the tutting and shaking my head.

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Someone just got his fingers trapped between his trolley and the oncoming trolley and how he laughed, between the swears.

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If I have a bad experience one day, I like to return the next day to see if it was me or the place that was rotten. I couldn't get parked at Tesco and now I am, I am so far away I can't see the entrance. I suspect it's not me that is the problem here.