Joe Bando

Professional Stand-Up Comedian | Comedy Show Curator | Dynamic MC for Corporate and Public Events | Personal Strength Trainer

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@JeffCoxOriginal @WHLeavitt You're retarded

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@AntiWokeMemes You fat pigs won't like what we force you to eat.

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

He’s sitting on the wrong side of the desk. They don’t even know how to use a desk. 🤦‍♀️

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@Leonardaisfunny These people look so miserable. they look they're being held captive. What the f is even happening in this country. ?

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@isaacrrr7 Love to see it.

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

“Fear is excitement without the breath.”
-Fritz Perls, founder of Gestalt therapy

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

90 hours. Only water.
It’s wild what surfaces when you stop numbing yourself with the world

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

72 hours water only.
No food. No distractions. No noise.
Just discipline, clarity, and a reminder that freedom starts when comfort ends. 💪🏼

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

48 hours fasted and feeling incredible. This reset hits different stepping into my 50th year. I’m clear, strong, and completely aligned

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@OcrazioCornPop Absolutely what I voted for.

[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@MilaLovesJoe Everything else

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

RFK Jr: American teens today have LOWER testosterone than 68-year-old men! Studies back him up, testosterone levels are plummeting in young men, down 1% a year since the '80s. Why? Toxins in our food, water, and air, plus sedentary lifestyles and obesity. RFK’s not afraid to call out Big Pharma and corporate polluters for tanking our health.

[Freemason @STARFORCEHH]

Greg, no he's not. The weapon is trained to the outside right flank. The angle of our view deceives. @gregkellyusa

[✞🎀TrumpGirlOnFire 🔥 @TrumpGirlOnFire]

These Pope prophecies and predictions are very interesting. Have you all heard about any of this?

Seems like we might be closer to end times than we think. President Trump the last President, and now Peter the Roman the last Pope! BUCKLE UP!

[Bobby D🎙 @robertdunlap947]

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[Joe Bando @JoeBando10]

@Krustyk20531551 @hodgetwins Well said.

[🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 @lakemonstercl1]

Den of thieves!

[Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr]

Now a mainstream black comedian is THREATENING me with violence for a DEI joke.

Good job @GodfreyComedian. Using violence in response to words contributes to the normalization of criminal and dangerous behavior in and out of black communities.

This is what gets people killed.

I question all comedy clubs. Am I safe walking into a venue if this comedian is there? I’m not the first comedian this man has threatened in such a way.

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

The source of every evil that plagues the modern world is the fractional reserve banking system. That is it. Until that is dealt with, nothing will get better.

Governments around the world are in debt. To whom? To the money lenders who create money out of thin air.

Your taxes are to pay off this debt. This is why, even though GDP rises conditions in your country get worse and your taxes continue to go up.

Your country, by way of treachery and deception, installed a banking system that has made slaves out of all of us. You work 3-6 months out of the year for free. That labor is used to pay off the interest your government owes to the banks who create this funny money. But they will never pay it off completely. Because the more money a country makes, the more money that needs to be lent to them, the more interest there is to pay on that money.

It is the most diabolically evil system. This is why it is said, “Money is the root of all evil.”