Joe Bernstein

Dashing and daring, courageous & caring,
faithful & friendly, with stories to share! Single dad.

PHL. Go Birds Forever. Feather hunter.

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@Tonysmarkettips @HipMrBully Tony! New twist (i just thought of) speculation only that Aj brown was also sleeping w DR. Aj just admitted to leaking to the media, and was doing so to depress his own value, to make it easier for the pats to trade for him.

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@ClaireMPLS Nice! yet, this is the worst of the 82-0's ive seen. Seems like Wilt is the trick.

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@RaviMGupta @SeanFennessey @ringer He ABSOLUTELY ruined the Simpsons rewatchable, and for that, he can never be forgiven! Really unbelievable how they could take the funniest show ever and reduce it to non laughs. Nadir Valley for sure.

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@SeanFennessey @TheRewatchables @SeanFennessey You will NEVER be forgiven for the lame and humorless Simpsons rewatchable! Never. Just criminally absurd how bad that was. The guests sucked and seemed to hate each other, possibly you too. I know i did while listening to that drek. Twas your NADIR VALLEY.

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@pandahank41 Tim Thomas, on his 5th of 7 teams, could not hold a candle to dirk. Embarrassing for him to even be this sweet here.

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@TireStoreCoffee @pandahank41 Whats this about?

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@The_Hank_Magnum @pandahank41 Clairvoyant of you! & Agreed.

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@rBillSimmonsPod Sean Fennessey can NEVER be forgiven for hosting the Simpson rewatchable. So unfunny, ruining it with some asinine rules. Just a terrible episode. He can NEVER be forgiven for making the funniest subject matter possible, absolutely train wreck boring. Twas his Nadir Valley.

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Is there possibly anyone excited for this? I mean, I'm excited that he is retiring from football, but cant imagine he will be good at this, or anyone is interested in what he has to say? Odd. I guess chase those $ as long as you can.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Breaking: Russell Wilson is leaving the NFL and finalizing a deal to become an NFL analyst for CBS Sports, per @AdamSchefter

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@TheHoopCentral @NBAHistory Clearance Weatherspoon's top career highlight!

CC: @zackhill215

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@reesetheone1 Which means what exactly? Pippin is probably the best Robin ever, but he wasn’t a good Batman, and to think he’s on LeBron’s level is beyond laughable.

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@exQUIZitely Great game, and the beat was super sick! I can still hear it as soon as the video came on.

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@MoryMagisSprts Besides the pippen dunk on Ewing, I cant think of a single Pippen playoff highlight. Other than refusing to go in to game for Kukoc last shot.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I like how these people have given up on even pretending to be good guys and they’ve embraced the evil, demonic aesthetic that matches their world view.

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@zackhill215 @TodayInSportsCo The best!

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@AmonRaTheGOAT @outtatime200028 @EricSpracklen Wait until they tell you but weight water sticks to things and you have to explain to them cohesion. And then I got one telling me how water feels wet and I could only respond with fuck your feelings, No one cares. Water makes things wet, water is not itself wet.

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Happy Dazed and Confused day you little freshman bitches

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@ParmaJawnCheese Sorry im new here not sure how that even happened

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@ParmaJawnCheese Absolute double bangers.

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@_ourt Touche