Joe Silva

Daddy to the most beautiful baby girl and 3 handsome boys! Jann Jai Jac JoA 🥰🤗😎

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

They tried to get me today. LOL

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

I’m a Rockets fan but this Spurs Bucks game is an instant Classic! Wemby and Giannis are showing out! WILD game! (Rooting for the Spurs here)

[Brian LaLima @BLima790]

With the ability to review plays (which they did) and all of the technology/cameras/angles at the NFL’s disposal, how in the hell was this still ruled an incomplete pass?

#WeAreTexans

[V̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ @VatorSports]

When the Houston Astros went down 0-2 to the Rangers

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

"Y'all deserve to feel special" 🗣️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Went to the Eagle Pass border crossing to see what’s really going on

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

🗣️ YOU CASHED OUT TODAY

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

@OR_RN18 @HoustonTexans Only 4 starters are out smfh

[Robert Frank @Robertfrank615]

I'm no where near the level of Russell Brand, Alex Jones, Trump, or the Tate brothers- but I want you guys to hear this from me...

About 20 years ago I used to date this chick who was into weird shit. She would fill the bathtub with ice cubes and lay in it till she was freezing cold and want me to bang her while she pretended she was dead. I wasn't into it, but relationships are about compromise. She also made bomb ass chicken cutlets and I was afraid if I said no, she wouldn't make them anymore. I used to have them with the microwaveable jolly green giant cauliflower n cheese. Sofa king good🤌🏾

Anyway, right before we broke up things took a sharp left turn from her usual necrophilia. She wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer. That's where I wanted to draw the line, but them cutlets tho.... Anyway I shit on her chest probably 8 or 9x in the last few weeks we were together. I'm not proud of it.

I don't want you guys to judge me, but since we're coming up on the 20 year mark- if some random chick comes outta the woodwork saying I used to make them play dead or take a shit on them- THAT WAS ALL HER!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Dragon Pizza (Somerville, MA) The Worst Pizza Place in America

[Doni 🏴 @DoniTheMisfit]

Public Service Announcement From Someone That Wasn't Me:

"YO @Walmart ! STOP ACCUSING PEOPLE OF THEFT!

You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone.

I chose not to participate in that foolishness, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Sir, Sir” as I kept walking. I simply raised my hand above my head and shook my receipt, as I kindly Ieft the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place so they can resume the position.

l'm not interested in the job, so if I fall short, oh well. I'm also not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You expect me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem, not mine.

Don’t audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer."

Signed,
All of us

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

Hell nah!! one of the best times of my life involved alcohol RESPONSIBLY of course 😎

[theficouple @theficouple]

Unpopular opinion:

Alcohol is a waste of money & leaves you worse off after drinking...not better.

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

@OR_RN18 6:30 am daily meetings and 5:00 pm Monday - Sunday lol you should see the faces these people have with a cup of coffee in their hands 😅

[The Ultimate Fighter @UltimateFighter]

"I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE!" 👀😅

Catch the premiere of #TUF31 TONIGHT 📺 LIVE on @ESPN at 10pmET!

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

This and the Texans blowing that lead against the chiefs will FOREVER haunt me 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

5 years ago today…

The Houston Rockets missed 27 consecutive 3 pointers… In a Game 7…

An NBA Record that nobody wants to have the honor of breaking.
https://t.co/jJj2TYnpGg

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Croatia's member of the European Parliament: “Today it would be safer to sign contracts with the Colombian drug cartels than with the World Health Organization.”

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Surround your house with treadmills set to jogging speed to stop walking dead ur welcome

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

MUST WATCH: Senator JD Vance visits a creek flowing near the East Palestine train derailment and chemical burn. See what happens when he drags a stick along the creek bed. 👀

[Joe Silva @JoeBronc34]

So much hate towards this man but he has truly been one of a kind. Congrats to @KingJames for this unbelievable achievement. Congrats! He deserves nothing but respect! It’ll be another 50 years before we see anyone come close!