JOE BUCK THE MAN

JOE BUCK THE MAN
The worst commentating in sports right at ya in 140 characters

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"This game proves that Tony Romo and Dez Bryant are getting a divorce" -joe buck

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"After beating the 72 oz steak challenge, Madison Bumgarner's wife set a record bench press for women! 455 lbs! He sure picked a winner" LCS

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Broncos are 20-2 after touching Manning's forehead for good luck. I guess good luck doesn't come when playing Seattle" Super Bowl XLVIII

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Toni Romo has statistically snapped his back everytime he has thrown 11.5 interceptions before the first quarter"-Preseason '02

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Tony Romo, on paper looks like one of the best, in his time, at blowing games in the 4th quarter!" - NFC championship '10

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"This ball gets hit to left field 16% of the time after being hit to right 32%of the time"- Spring Training '09

[Macho Libre @c_machoo]

Bring out the brooms #Bows

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"The KC Royals are 6 for 572 on a full moon night overall in the history of the organization, and I'll tell YA that's impressive." -NLCS G 1

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Larry Fitzgerald started growing his hair out after losing in arm wrestling the night before his first Pop Warner game!" -Cards v Eagles

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Lorenzo Cain has made 24 diving catches after shaving his pubes 3 days before every game"- World Series Game 3

[JOE BUCK THE MAN @JoeBuckBS]

"Madison Bumgarner is 5-0 after eating chicken in the locker room before a World Series game!" -World series game 1