Joe Capecio

Finance & science background in pharma | Dog’s best friend 🐶 | Numbers and strategy enthusiast 📈

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@FoxNews Cheated on soccer, cheated on his spouses, cheated on his taxes, cheated on his election promises, cheated on his convictions, and tries to cheat history with alternative facts. Donald the cheat or cheating Donald - you pick the nickname. He’s a cheater.

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@FoxNews And he is good at stuff. That’s the technical term for any speciality where you don’t actually know the exact name, rules, processes, methodologies, intricacies, related disciplines, or spellings of aforesaid. It’s stuff.

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@FoxNews Also, and everyone knows this, he just wants to insert himself into every news story. And no publicity is bad, so he doesn’t care that his corrupt cronyism is at the heart of the story. Everyone on Team USA know they cheated and quite likely resent Trump for his meddling.

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@prince_foreign1 @FoxNews And why does Trump think that it’s okay for him to ask FIFA to review a call? Why does anyone think this is okay? Because it’s Trump he gets a pass, because he’s too dumb to know it’s wrong and everyone else is too numb and overwhelmed by his improprieties to care about one more.

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@prince_foreign1 @FoxNews You need to show these as movies - Messi pulls his foot away right away - does not put any pressure on the other player’s leg. Messi’s is a marginal call - could be a red, but not a clear red. The other is a clear red card - no doubt.

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@FoxNews He’s an idiot- it’s a clear red card on several fronts. It’s a microcosm of his presidency. Overextends the realm of his authority on a topic he knows nothing about, says he’s an expert, breaks the rules controversially, deflates his team by cheating, makes everyone hate the USA.

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@Batmantallk The only people who can’t get this right must have been born in a cave - 49ers.

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@barontrump47 Bryan Adams has the definitive answer…
https://t.co/5hNxZZEMCS

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@hicasamadim 3 to the 3rd = 27

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@Riya_XOO1 7131

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@AceFreeman23623 @Suzierizzo1 Don’t you think the Make America Great Again slogan is backward looking? The world will keep spinning, revolving about the sun, trekking through the MW galaxy. Progress will not be denied. The 1950s will not be reborn. The good old days are not the future,

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@0ivankaTrump1 No. It’s a dysfunctional country where two sides hate each other. I honestly feel sorry for the US and how far they have descended. People do not aspire to belong to countries in constant conflict that they pity. Canada has issues - the US has really serious problems.

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@realDonaldTrump It’s really incredible (and scary) that a world leader has the juvenile mentality requisite for such a post. Do you think that depicting famous people admitting to having a severe (if fictitious) ailment constitutes defamation?

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@Simi_2210_ I would say 18 holes minimum, ignoring small holes in the knitting.

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@Simi_2210_ It’s a knitted sweater. What constitutes a hole?

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@51marine1 @realDonaldTrump Actually he bombed several medical facilities. He would cure cancer bigly with bleach. He could cure feline cancer just by grabbing those pussies with his healing touch. Alternative facts lead to alternative therapies - curing all disease through sexual assault and conviction.

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@realDonaldTrump Maybe it’s freedom of speech derangement syndrome. Deranged radical leftwing dissidents - or just anyone who doesn’t believe the bs any longer?

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@shairnn Here’s a riddle - you come to a fork in the road. Two twin brothers are there. One always lies, one always tells the truth. You can ask only one question to one brother (twins, you don’t know which brother). You want to know which road goes to Dublin. What question do you ask?

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@Avabelly__ Entirely true if we are in a base 5.75 numbering system.

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@JayGenXer Reasons it is free: you have the right to dissent, you have a right to your beliefs, you have a right to travel freely. Freedom is not free. Some have sacrificed everything for our freedom. They filled out the census, and were vaccinated before they enlisted to serve and die.