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trying to be the person my dogs saw me as. trying to meet danny devito, but no rush. h/h

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So here’s an ongoing list of things I’m thankful for. A work in progress and updated daily (hopefully)……

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I understand gaslighting isn’t good for the grand scheme of things, but I’ve already told my dog “Last Christmas” by Wham! was written about her. This is a choice I never intend to go back on. For both our sakes.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

Be kind, be gentle🌱 (1/2)

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Dream job: Hype man for the moon.

(If you haven't checked it out recently, tonight's a good night to. Pop out, take it in, vibe. Cause oooo baby it's doing it's thing)

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Being alive is heckin’ swell.

Thank you for your time.

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@azuressence if someone put a bee to your head and said “have you ever used math threateningly” would you cherish… your time with fozzy more?

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"Do you think whoever made the slogan for goldfish was cocky at all? What if the person eating them isn't smiling..."

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Some really bad ice breakers my head thought of for no reason (a thread?):

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"If you were a spider do you think you'd prefer to be on the ground or on the ceiling?"

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"Got any cool uncles?"

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"You lose count of so many things in life. Some worth celebrating and some not. For me the number of burritos I've eaten falls into a kinda gray area."

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"How are you with fitted sheets? I've never folded one properly and I think I've accepted the fact that may never change."

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"I figured you were a cat person, so I've spent the last 15 minutes ignoring you, stretching in the way of the busiest person here."

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"I like those tiny teacups for two reasons, but both reasons are kind of personal, sorry."

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"Always surprising to think how air and pickles have the same amount of calories, but taste so different eh?"

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*during a story about italy*
Papa: “They didn’t go to school, but they know what to do”
Me: “Who? Italians?”
Papa: “No, the birds. And they don’t need money.”

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I don’t know many Mallory’s, but whenever someone with the name says “Call me mal” the 4 years of spanish in me can’t help but be like “that’s not good”

[bobbyhundreds @bobbyhundreds]

This by @AOC.

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Music taste is amazing. Show someone part of yours and their like “huh, are you a mother in her 60’s longing to return to the 70’s” or a different aspect and suddenly you’re “a barn owl whose habitat was encroached upon and these sounds penetrate the stillness of their nights”