Joe Coletta

Guy who attempts humor occasionally

[7-HOPE Alliance @7hopealliance]

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[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Trump was shot and had several assisantion attempts foiled.

Charlie Kirk was executed in broad daylight.

But sure, you guys are the victims.

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@AGJamesUthmeier @FDACS Thanks to your emergency rule, you have left thousands of people to go cold turkey on a substance that does not cause respiratory depression. Now, those people need to ease that withdrawal by finding any truly dangerous opiate they can find. The ones that actually kill. Fool.

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@OldSchoolMomm @AGJamesUthmeier @FDACS Yeah that's nonsense

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many people has 7-OH killed?

I can’t find a single case where there wasn��t some other drug (like fentanyl) in the system when someone has died with 7-OH. Maybe I’m missing something. 🤔

By comparison, Tylenol kills 550 people per year.

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@jtweedfarm @mattgaetz As dangerous as fentanyl? 7-OH does not cause respiratory depression. You, sir, are a fool of epic proportions.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Anyone else notice that when one of our heroes was assinated in cold blood if front of thousands of people including his wife and young kids that not a single store in America had to board up their windows?

That tell us everything you need to know.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Left is the party of murder

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@ChuckUF65881206 Hahahaaaaa! Fuck that was good. Thank you

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

This is patently false. I registered for a patent on this untrueness

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

"The Reason the Cousin Joe Show hasn't come back is because @DaveSaitzyk is Lazy."
- @JoeColetta

[CK @FiveRunDingers]

Reality?

[Dim Sum Saddness @AFrozenAsian]

The Titty Tuesday Edition of Everyone's Favorite Morning Show, Daywave is Live With The Master of the Mornings, @hippojuicefilm, The LOLcow King, @JJstoner, and Twitter Assassin, @incrediblysulky! Special Guest: Bad Friend, @JoeColetta!
https://t.co/biKi6IjhTU

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

Really sad that Amy Schumer had to resort to OnlyFans.

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@BegetaRage Because it was terrible pussy

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@Ratspitt I'm gonna fix that

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@MichaelRapaport

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

it’s JEWISH

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@MichaelRapaport

[Joe Coletta @JoeColetta]

@HarryJo90511390 Gonna tip toe at first. But soon as I get my half of the house money. I'm gonna be telling stories while going down slip and slides. I don't know what that means. Just sounds fun