Joe Coulthard

Up the Shrimps

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

Hahaha couldn’t happen to a bigger bellend in this final. Off you pop Enzo

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

This is not enjoyable cricket. Massively overbalanced in favour of the bat. 58m boundaries is not a cricket pitch. Poor shots/edges going for 6. It’s just not true cricket. Give me teams scoring 160/170 in 20 overs, instead of what’s likely to 280/300

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@MorecambeFC being merely days from liquidation is horrifying and heartbreaking to see for all fans of the club. @VancityReynolds you know the thrill of English football, surely you have a pal with a few quid that can buy and save the club. #UTS #SaveTheShrimps

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@JamieSaul89 @JamesTWakefield Shrimps staying up in Nelson????

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

At what point is it accepted that Derek Adams ball is simply not good enough in a relegation scrap? We need competent and confident attacking players who shoot at the first opportunity. His team's do not have. Ever! Time to go and hope for the best #UTS

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@elonmusk I hear you're looking to invest in English football? @MorecambeFC are desperate for a new owner. Right up your street - #MakeMorecambeGreatAgain

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

If Jose wants a challenge..come take over at @MorecambeFC and guide a doomed club to football league survival. Disgrace of an owner and no budget. Only magic can save us #UTS #JoseForMorecambe

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Jose Mourinho says he wants to join a team near the bottom of the Premier League 😄

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@MorecambeFC We wouldn't know @SkySports are showing the wrong game on skysports+

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@SkySports sort it out. All the sky sports+ games are mixed up.

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Can’t believe I live in a world where Jimmy Anderson is being forced into retirement and Joe Biden isn’t

[Morecambe FC Store @ShopMorecambeFC]

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[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

Fantastic weather, beer in hand, Ian Evatt and Bolton bottling promotion.... What more can you ask for on a Saturday afternoon. Looking forward to the forthcoming meltdown from their fans on Twitter #UTS #JasonOut

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@JamieSaul89 @chiweethedog Nearly took the chicken right off the bone

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

The worst thing about all this is how little the situation is actually being talked about in the sporting world. Yet another North West professional football club crumbling under poor ownership and nobody is talking about it! Time to step in and help resolve @EFL @MorecambeFC

[BBC Sport Lancashire @BBCLancsSport]

🔴 Ged Brannan has explained the reasons behind his departure as #Morecambe manager.

Brannan, who was only appointed at the Mazuma Stadium in November, has returned to former club #Accrington to become John Doolan's assistant.

#asfc #uts #bbcfootball

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@JeffStelling @joeysmokey @MorecambeFC @talksports @talkSPORTdrive_ @SkySportsNews @GaryLineker @laura_woodsy @andygoldstein05 @DFletcherSport @GBNEWS @SkyNews @piersmorgan Why not get the old soccer Saturday gang back together and buy the club?

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney got any Hollywood friends who fancy a dabble in English football? We've got the best pie in football....

[BBC Sport Lancashire @BBCLancsSport]

#Morecambe Football Club have released a statement to say the club’s players and staff haven’t been paid this month.

The statement from the board of directors says…

The Club was expecting to pay its players and staff today, Friday 26 April 2024, ahead of the normal due date of the 28th of the month. We appreciate that, despite pay not yet being
contractually due, there was an expectation that wages would be paid today ahead of theweekend.

We also completely understand how frustrating, unsettling and demotivating that this issue is to our people, who work so hard every day.

Throughout April and this week, the Owner has repeatedly assured the Club that funding would be provided to cover wages. Unfortunately, we have not yet received this funding,
making it impossible to pay salaries at this time. Nevertheless, we will continue to do all that we can to rectify this before the 28th.

Due to the uncertainty, a number of first team players have expressed concerns about playing tomorrow without having received their pay today, and we acknowledge their
feelings. Regardless, we will ensure that a team takes to the field at Swindon Town for the Club’s final game of the season.

We extend our heartfelt gratitude to the dedicated staff, players and supporters who continue to fight every day.

The Board of Directors fully understands and shares the frustrations being reasonably expressed by people who love the Club as we do.

#uts | #bbcfootball | #bbcefl

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

Honestly can't love Big Baz and Jordan Slew any more than I do today - passion, heart and desire!!. The lads are legends and I love them. Don't you know pump it up. The shrimps may still go up #UTS #Shrimps

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

Well fuck me..up the shrimps. On the charge. We keep going 11 to go - Right the wrongs from the away game Saturday and 2 winnable games to follow. #UTS

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@MorecambeFC @suttonunited Simplify it.

Today's plan....
Play
Score
Win

[Joe Coulthard @JoeCoulthard]

@JamieSaul89 @honzogonzo @foresttweet @rf_sykes Can you blend and inject please 💉💉