Joe

[Joe @JoeCowie]

Been to see #theodyssey @cineworld.

Probably the best film I have ever seen. I was worried about the run time, but needn't have been as it's so engrossing you hardly notice.

This is what true epic cinema is. I truly believe that everyone should see this film at least once!

[Joe @JoeCowie]

Standard journey with @CrossCountryUK. They don't plan when big events are on so people travelling can't get to reserved seats and, what would you know, no air con on one of the hottest days of the year. Great work guys, really top notch service.

Bring on nationalisation

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@asda if your supermarket opens at 7am, perhaps your staff should be ready to serve customers at that time. I shouldn't be told at 10 minutes past that "I'm not quite open yet" and not for the first time. You're either open or closed

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump You're even more fucking mental than I thought if you really believe that plastic straws were the downfall of your sleaze ridden party

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@Haggis_UK She would be fucked then

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@LBC @adepstein1 It's easily done, I often nazi salute when I get excited too!

You should have seen my going through the airport for my last holiday

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@IsabelOakeshott @narindertweets I'm confused, are you saying that dubai is made up of 90% immigrants that refuse to integrate and that's a good thing?

Based on everything you've ever said before, I thought that immigrants that don't integrate was a blight in our country and showed that diversity doesn't work

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@Councillorsuzie I know you're thick, but even you must be aware of pairing in votes. So i can only assume that you're putting this statement out simply to stir up an already volatile situation to your own ends. Though I shouldn't be surprised from someone that makes up stories about pickpockets

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@IainDale @LBC Jonathan gullis was one of the most despicable MPs of the last government. He relished in being cruel and is getting his just deserts.

The only surprising thing about the messages you've been getting is that you're surprised

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@DavidGHFrost @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour You achieved nothing bit making the country poorer. Thankfully we have someone now working towards rebuilding the relationships you and Johnson trashed

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@JamesReform @afneil Taking a break from battering women to comment on a Christmas tree are you?

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@griffitha @KemiBadenoch Your former leader literally said "fuck business". I'd sit this one out if I was you

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@LBC @BenKentish That explains why he sounds like an uninformed, race and rage baiting arsehole most of the time. Coming out with nonsense like leftist milk. If that's him "speaking his mind" thank god he doesn't have any real power in this country

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@KemiBadenoch You had 14 years in government and still wasn't ready for government

[Joe @JoeCowie]

Funny kind of sale @Waterstones these quick reads books are always £1 and it actually says so on the picture of the book. You're trying to say this was previously £4.99 and now on sale for the full price originally... a bit naughty!

[Joe @JoeCowie]

Thank you @StephenKing for introducing me to #hardcasecrime through The Colorado Kid. An incredible series of noir, pulp fiction that's opening my eyes to so many authors I've not read before. I think I might need some more space on my shelves!

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@withnailjones @juneslater17 @RosieisaHolt Good god @juneslater17 you are thick as fuck. And yes, the Americans did vote for a rapist. He may well have offered them some lovely convenient lies, but he's still a rapist sex offender

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@BBCNewsnight @vicderbyshire Captain Trumplethinskin bonespurs is not a strong man. He's a small, vindictive coward

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@RupertLowe10 What about labelling them sex offenders? If the China manufactured MAGA cap fits...

[Joe @JoeCowie]

@SClively @K_Niemietz So you don't think that shady "think tanks" and lobby groups should declare who pays for their analysis before we consider whether to take said analysis seriously or not. That's pathetic and really rather short sighted considering how much disinformation has spread