Joe digby

do no evil. do know evil. GWOT Alumni

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Wake early
if you want
another man's life or land.
No lamb
for the lazy wolf.
No battle's won in bed.
- The Havamal
.Take Everything..

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

@Starbucks went to your reserve store in ATL. One, didn’t serve reserve anymore. Two, didn’t even serve a full cold brew. Extremely disappointed in this

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

You mean to tell me pickles are 0 calories

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Whys the Lego movie Botha be on hbo max

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Me flying southwest tomorrow and seeing all the shit wrong with them this past week👀👀

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

I was like using this new hair gel for a week and it wasn’t all that great because I was like why is this leaving this much of excess gel in my hair and bro tell me how I read the bottle today and it’s shampoo

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

People who talk about Jesus making their relationships work are toxic

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Fuck these prices and fuck these stocks

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

I need a cat

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Who the fuck would voluntarily drive a Nissan Cube lmao

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Researching the extinction periods are crazy. The earths spent a thousand years at some point being an icy firey hell for any living creature and the meteor crater that killed the dinosaurs is in the Gulf of Mexico.

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

So weird when I see people I went to highschool with pregnant and I always think it’s crazy but then next month I turn 26 and I’m like ohh Yeaa we’re adults lol

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Tipping isn’t the problem, it’s the greedy business owners who are the problem

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

hot girl summer is over. the time of the orc has come

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Free Britney

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus people really know how to live

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Hold down the 0 and you’ll get the degree sign °

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

a dating app for people who have been vaccinated called Syringe

[Joe digby @Joedigby11]

Due to the national coin shortage, I’ll be emotionally unavailable for the next two through three years.