Joe Dirt

Gym staff said I had to stop screaming “active shooter” when I drain a bucket, I dont think so | Avid Hungarian lacrosse watcher | head huncho at country club

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Man, let me tell ya. When you’re handsome, have some coin in your pocket, and blast peptides; life is so freaking sweet.

[Joe Dirt @JoeDirt720]

En route to a brunch puppy yoga event at the local mixer. Threw on the alo and lululemon combo like my freshmen year JROTC uniform to let the Caucasian women know I really do ts. #gimmethebeatboysandfreemysoul

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And just like that, another paystub rests on the shoulders of grown men not losing by more than 8 points. #howsya #gp3

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Every family owned Chinese restaurant has to share the same building plans. There has never been one to deter from their blueprint

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Reminder folks, you’re never out of the fight

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@jelkman254 Hard hat better be on in front of the foreman

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@stevecring Steve, it pains me to see that this checkout doesn’t consist of an ice cold, refreshing, and rewarding 12 pack of American brewed, God fearing Bud Light. God bless and return the garbage

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In case no one knew, it’s a bud light summer @PEDking56 @JunkYardDawg360

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Never seen a blackjack dealer treat u so good yet so bad in between US and Mexican shores. Should’ve known better due to the current political climate, time to punch the clock and hit the drawing board, amirite? @JunkYardDawg360 @AREUDUMBDAN

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Tyrese “American Haliban” Haliburton, my deepest gratitude. Just what I needed after playing 2 rounds and hitting golf galaxy today. #wearegoodforit

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The New York Knicks can burn in the deepest, darkest, most sulfur filled part of hell

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Been consistently running 2 a days and watching my nutrition, does this call for cocktails at my boys bday dinner tn??

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Hiatus over, the people wanted Joe back and they got it. I ask not for a weaker burden, but broader shoulders. #upthescore

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The lion rapes anything that speaks. Next time keep that pretty little mouth shut and have a good time 👍🏽😹

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Nothing worse than seeing an unseasoned seafood boil being posted like someone just found the ark of the covenant

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Delta gamma Texas is not the move. Call the proper authorities

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WOO PIG SOOIE

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

I AM CRANKING SO MUCH HOG. #LANK

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It takes 2 to tango, welcome to the show gentlemen #Creighton

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So many letters at the bar, we need to find God 😹😹

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Met robin Williams incarnate, this bar has miller in bottle, and me and my boy are about to sandbag pool for money. NEVER KILL YOURSELF