JoeDitzel

Speaker, comedian, bad golfer. Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems book series. Founder - Humor Health Project. IG: YT:

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My first job in show business was Pee Wee's bicycle wrangler.

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@PoliticalStacy True - the Nordic countries are lying when they report the highest happiness index in the world.

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Negativity and divisiveness are fading — as uncool as skinny jeans.

Happy 250th birthday, America! And thanks to every fighting man and woman who have kept us free for two and half centuries!

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@RandPaul Rand has lost his mojo.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Dana White announced Monday the launch of Fairway Fistfights, a new combat-golf league.

“This is the future,” White said at a press conference held between two food trucks. “Golf has etiquette. Fighting has consequences. We removed both.”

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I don't care what your English teacher told you at your elite East Coast prep school. "Funner" is a real word. OK, Piper?

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@mcucolo57 "Gifted." lol

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Some Rivian owners are suing the company. #rivian #humor

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10 bold new directions the White House is considering to fix the Reflecting Pool disaster - 1. #comedy #reflectingpool

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Boston bars report Scottish soccer fans are drinking all their beer. #worldcup #humor #scotland

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Belief is not a choice. (Took me a while to wrap my head around that one.)

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The Knicks celebrate winning it all in 1973. (via u/Beginning-Passion676/Reddit)

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How to beat traffic

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The super rich are pulling away from the plain old rich. #wealthgap #humor #satire

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Can't win. 😅😅😅 (Images taken from the 1929 movie "Sweetie", now in the public domain). #foodprices #inflation #datacenters #humor #comedy

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@Catch_Ing Love it.

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JD Vance and Pete Hegseth at a college party - 2002.

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OK, I'm pulling the trigger on 365 by Whole Foods Market, Extra Virgin Mediterranean Olive Oil, 101.4 fl oz. Wish me luck.

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Since Republicans run up budget deficits and Dems end up fixing it, only to have it repeat, isn't it reasonable for Dems to charge Repubs for this service?

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Canadian clapback. #humor #comedy #health