Joe Morris

cat dad • health policy • MN politics • gluten minimalist • ultimate frisbee • GA boy

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my favorite customers round up to get some "good vibes" but willfully ignore making eye contact with the cashier and the fact that they left their basket on my lane

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@Ultiworld ultiworld commentators: alex davis maybe be national breakout player of the year
usau commentators: do you think anyone on [syzygy] has a chance to win the callahan this year?

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@JojahUltimate tfw you come down from a pile w scrubs draped all over u tho

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Is anyone hiring? Qualifications include making 64-episode The Office brackets and eating cheese in bed

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@Ulti_world https://t.co/IaoCLSO4JD

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@Ulti_world frisbee emoji final for 2018 set

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@Ultiworldlive Did he pick up a TMF for that?

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@Ulti_world Can we maybe not say "FM" for force-middle on the livestream? Seems like v unnecessary jargon

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@ddiamond "Taxpayers will not pay a dime"
Correct they will pay 3,481,127 dimes

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"Taxpayers won't pay a dime for my #flights"
Correct they will pay 3,481,127 dimes https://t.co/ejpqXIRSNZ

[NPR @NPR]

Secretary Tom Price to pay about $52,000 for his private jet travel; the flights reportedly totaled over $400,000. https://t.co/zSnnGirpzw https://t.co/xH21BIxNGy

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(2/2) @GovMarkDayton has 24 days left to approve/deny deal that would cost #MNCare $369m in federal$ https://t.co/FWTbtVAj6m #nowaiver

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(1/2) 6/30 days passed since @HHSGov added special terms/conds to #MNreinsurance waiver that would lose $369m https://t.co/rm4r2H7pdJ

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@travismmcgrath @A_gray02 @mack_smith45 @SInow @USAUltimate More lol that he thinks people care more about his opinion when SI has endorsed

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@playult @stinkypinky96 @Jomskylark @SportsCenter also w/o more decimal pts you haven't proved it's not a 4.-- 40. #mathishard

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@MurmurUltimate "Flick the Ben" a criminally underrated throw

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@SecPriceMD The definition of a cut. Straight from @WhiteHouse https://t.co/KXbuI9qsOV

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Their tax returns? https://t.co/WdRjrV88Oc

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@USAUltimate @Ulti_world Am I blind or is Nathan Kwon noticeably absent from this photo?

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@MurmurUltimate Why does it look like Jay is wearing a mask of his own face?

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@Ulti_world @THBrewery in Minneapolis #USAUD1CHAMPS