Joe Cook

[Ben Leary @benlearyy]

going as pre-cgi scooby doo for halloween. couture!

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Brave student nurses who joined the NHS early to fight Coronavirus will suffer financial hardship because the deal they had in place has now been reneged on

Please RT and sign the petition to encourage @MattHancock to reconsider

https://t.co/XbA6ynU9Vz

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I don’t find it funny that all of Corbyn’s policy suggestions that were ridiculed are now being played out and celebrated in real time. I’m just angry. We had our chance

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”— George Orwell.

[Izzy @izzymorley]

There are so many ways you can support the Black Lives Matter movement. Here is an article listing a few. NO EXCUSES
https://t.co/gdQIC69aNU

[Izzy @izzymorley]

Gavin Williamson MP: Teach British children about the realities of British Imperialism and Colonialism - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/L8cVpAHTnT via @UKChange

[Izzy @izzymorley]

Willie Simmons has served 38 years for a $9 robbery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/agnzsEvz94 via @UKChange

[Izzy @izzymorley]

Govia Thameslink: Justice for Belly Mujinga #JusticeforBellyMujinga - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/keWXRPlY9G via @UKChange

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

THIS IS NEW. SHARE THIS VIDEO. ARREST THESE COPS.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

I will never understand how Britain has a government that celebrates giving up their own citizen’s freedoms. That’s YOUR freedom of movement they’re ending.

[Rebecca Front @RebeccaFront]

This is quite the expose: man owns field which doesn’t have planning permission and which he isn’t looking to sell. But if he did, someone might build on it. But he isn’t going to. Oh, and he originally bought it as a donkey sanctuary. The bastard.

[ellie @opmellie]

if you think boris has done a good job, read this then tell me your opinion. #BorisHasFailed

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: UK declared coronavirus-free after scientists discover all we had to do was stay alert.

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

happy to announce I have reached my target of having sex with 100,000 women by the end of April*

*this figure includes times I've sent out requests for sex and received no response

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

Tell us now why you voted against a pay rise for nurses in 2017, Minister?

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Homelessness ended in London overnight.

Don't ever say again that it is inevitable.

As soon as rich people were potentially affected, it was remedied immediately.

https://t.co/CTCDZTkP5z

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644