joeCougarMeloncompny

Professional maracas player, connoisseur of wells liquor

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

buttbag

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Senate approves bill in bid to retain U.S. net neutrality | Article [AMP] | Reuters https://t.co/nrgR0bEvMS

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Senate approves bill in bid to retain U.S. net neutrality | Article [AMP] | Reuters https://t.co/Sqli86UKf3

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Senate approves bill in bid to retain U.S. net neutrality | Article [AMP] | Reuters https://t.co/Sqli86D9nv

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

#Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Asking the tough questions. Looks brown on my tv, but his spox days it's blue https://t.co/6PERBhem7z

[Mashable @mashable]

Is Bernie Sanders' suit blue, black or brown? https://t.co/3yB6Sje0lA #DemDebate

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i should warn you that am very strong in the force
*tries to force-pull the cap off a pen*
*can't*

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

holden caulfield knows what it means to commit to a bold choice of headgear and i respect that

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

sorry Rey no bottle openers
but don't worry i know this great Force trick
*concentrates fiercely*
"Kylo this one is a twist-off"

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Thanks @TWC for double billing me after 2 hours on the phone with three different employees and a web chat all assured me you wouldn't

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

@WellsFargo seriously, a $7.50 charge to cash a check FROM WELLS FARGO!?!! If the teller told me beforehand I'd have walked right out

[Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 @tariqnasheed]

I knew this #PlannedParenthood suspect was white the minute they used the word "shooter" instead of "thug" or "terrorist" to describe him

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

I'd like to wish a happy Fuck You to everyone that favorited this tweet https://t.co/wxZDiFd9uA

[John @linnyitssn]

Those damn Syrian Refugees, dressing up like white men and shooting everybody, let's build a Wall. #PlannedParenthood

[joeCougarMeloncompny @joeFrankly49]

Hey @TWC No good reason at all why I've been on the phone for an hour to correct your mistake. Or why your installer wanted to steal my SSN

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

@Viss @mikko WARNING: Norton Home Antivirus Professional 2030 detected a MITM on your toilet

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

why

[Fiora @FioraAeterna]

2005: look at this, I can get my toaster to run Linux!

2015: bleh, my toaster runs Linux

2025: I wish I could get a toaster without Linux