Joe Gray ☭

Stand up comic, bartender, former grassroots organizer, leftist, proud antifa, acab

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

Not to sound like a hipster or anything, but I had given up on America way before it was cool. #Elections2016 #Trump #Murica

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@McDonalds I ordered a big arch off Postmates and it was the worst put together sandwich I’ve ever had. And when I went to complain to Postmates it wouldn’t let me type any thing. So here’s the pictures I took.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

Mark Davis: my 23 year old smoke show of a girlfriend didn’t know who I was when we met, she liked my smile.
The smile:

#Raiders #NFL

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

A) In what world did you think anyone was going to take you seriously in that, well, let’s call it a hat. B ) Bruh, you only think the AFC is unstoppable in the Super Bowl because you were too scared to jump on a damn fumble ten damn years ago. #Nfl #Commanders

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@mmpadellan You knew there were literally 50 other democrats, coursing to Biden himself, that could have run instead

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@mmpadellan When he loses, everything after is your fault. Put out an electable candidate damn it, you cowards.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@DNC the only chance you have at getting my vote this year is by not nominating #Joe_Biden. I’m an avowed leftist and you’ve alienated me to the point of staying home. You can’t say no one warned you.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@TheSavBananas my bar loves shooting your games please let us be an official banana bar. There are Sedona that want to be a mascot.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@TheSavBananas hey I love you guys, my bar wants to be the official banana bar of Denver

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

If you want to watch the @TheSavBananas on @espn tomorrow at 11 am mountain time come to @sobo151 (sobo151 is 151 south broadway in Denver) if you don’t know

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@Commanders please for the love of god trade back to get an offensive lineman

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

Hey @elonmusk I heard you think cis is a slur?

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

I shit you not, I’ve watched just under 30 min. of the @lifetimetv doc “Third Reich: the rise” and it is more apologetic about the nazis than Tucker Carlsons Christmas card.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@lifetimetv I just found your nazi propaganda documentary on @hulu, Jesus if it wasn’t on purpose you’re a moron, but I’m pretty sure it was, because I can’t think any reasonable human would find “Third Reich: the rise” to be anything but a nazi recruitment video.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@jon_bois Washington goin for scoragami right now.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

To make a clarified cocktail you have to…
Step one: touch the belly
Step two: pet the cocktail
Step three: immediately start patting until the cocktail turns around to bite you, then push it over. This disables the cocktails ability to be ingested, and your free.

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@hulu just thought you should know that that is most certainly not the flag of @Indonesia #FIBAAsiaCup

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

Even if the entire Supreme Court died today, I wouldn’t trust Biden to nominate a court that would restore Roe. #RoeVsWade

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@Eve6 has the best guitar in Denver right now. #FreePalestine

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

My front line workers are on strike here in Denver. Show them some love. https://t.co/s90RX89TI6

[Joe Gray ☭ @JoeGrayDc]

@KingSoopers can go f them selves til the strike ends. #Futurama #adultswim