Joe Hawkins

Husband to Laura. Dad to 3 children: Mattie, Toby and Sophie. Synths have caused my family some trouble. #Humans #Joe

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

Treating the family to cheese, ham and pea tarts. Never heard of 'em? Course not, I invented them. Soph loves them! #Humans

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

I won't let any synth harm my family. #Humans

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

.@headdump_mattie Next time, leave a piece for me! #Humans

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@LauraHumans I didn't mean it. #Humans

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@headdump_mattie Great, Mats. I'm looking after an ill Toby. Leave room for lunch!! #Humans

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

We'd made a fresh start; Law got roped into helping Niska. These synths are taking our lives over... #HumansAMC

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

Back to square one, then? #robottherapy #Barbara

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@headdump_mattie Thanks Mattie. I'm making things worse though... #ohcrap #Lawhatesme

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

I won't get any sleep tonight. I don't think I can cope like this much longer. #Humans2 #dreadful #marriage

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@LauraHumans *stares at the photo, wondering why you sent it and "What's with the sepia filter?" I think, whilst avoiding your eyeline*

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

I've upset @LauraHumans. I'm so, so sorry. I'm terrible, I am. I get it if you don't want to talk to me. #Humans #apologetic

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@LauraHumans @headdump_mattie @TobyHawkins_ @SophieHumans I'll make it up to you.. please give me another chance. :/

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

I just entered the @DeadFunnyPlay giveaway to win tickets and a signed poster! Thanks #DeadFunny. Enter now! https://t.co/auUviyuwO4

[Dead Funny Play @deadfunnyplay]

If you haven't seen #DeadFunny yet maybe this will inspire you to buy your tickets before it's too late! We're @NimaxTheatres until 4th Feb!

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

Soph and I are playing a game. Can you guess what it is?

#Humans #Humans2 #JoeHawkins… https://t.co/tnzWqJkUOt

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

Redundancy is grinding me down, giving me serious doubts about life as it is.

Keeping hopes… https://t.co/UIr98jbP4a

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@LauraHumans Soph misses you. She's been dusting your part of the table & went and tidied our bed. #Humans 👧

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@KarenSynth I'm sorry. He protected you so well. He'll be missed by all. #Humans2 #condolences

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

@ColinAdmirer @HumansLeo I do think. #happybirthdaycolinmorgan *pops party popper* #Humans2

[Joe Hawkins @JoeHumans]

#PeopleWhoMadeMyYear2016 also includes @HumansLeo - without you my wife would surely be dead or badly injured by that rogue synth. #Humans2