Joe Kyles

Left my career at Shoe Carnival to follow my dreams. That didn’t work out so I’m a Comedian.

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https://t.co/SsCogERCg8 Here's a throwback from my show at the Cougar Den in Des Moines. You ladies were hot that night!

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@CaptnDeplorable Well done!

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Referring to X with the side note, formally known as Twitter, is sooo 2023.

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@MichaelWarbur17 What do you mean by mucks up?

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@MichaelWarbur17 Oh man Miles notes are so perfect! God forbidden someone try and improvise along to them.

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@EverythingOOC When you order a big bag of glass dice from eBay make sure you’re wearing shoes when you are rolling that dice but there’s gonna be little shards of glass everywhere.

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@notcapnamerica As an ItalianAmerican I’m offended when people think all we eat is pizza. I was happy that in the recent Mario movie he wasn’t eating pizza all the time. Good on the Japanese but I’m confused, that movie had a preview for the ninja turtles who LOVE pizza who are clearly Japanese.

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@Twelvisten @DaibenDangar @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog The second definition of cool was coined by jazz saxophonist Lester Young and the chords he played his melodies over were a matter of fact and if he changed the definition of that progression his solos would not have been so sweet and lovely.

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@MichaelWarbur17 There are two types of jazz musicians, sweethearts and assholes.

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Life hack: Don’t try and sweep up pomegranate seeds you’ll just end up popping them and the juice will stain your hardwood floors. I couldn’t even get it out with Fantastic!

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@AvatarDomy Duh ever heard of chemistry?

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@scarzonreplay I think it was very offensive she’s ran to pick him up. That’s a man’s job!

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@philip_berryman @MichaelWarbur17 You just learn all your scales and chord qualities. Then it’s easy to make music. It’s like if you wanted to paint you should be familiar with your different brushes and color combinations.

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@letsdiscusstf @Stud_Moofin @sugarspicysauce @FightHaven Just trying to help out with grammar, meanwhile, you have said a lot of hurtful things.

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@letsdiscusstf @Stud_Moofin @sugarspicysauce @FightHaven I did struggle with spelling and grammar growing up and it’s why I try to correct it best when I can. The things you have said in the last few days have been very hurtful to me.

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@letsdiscusstf @Stud_Moofin @sugarspicysauce @FightHaven I think you meant to capitalize Google.

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@letsdiscusstf @Stud_Moofin @sugarspicysauce @FightHaven I’m not sure that’s right, also you didn’t need to use quotations when you did.

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@letsdiscusstf @Stud_Moofin @sugarspicysauce @FightHaven I think you meant to say colored people.

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@laryssaokada It can be written as B13#5#9, making it an alternated dominant. In an improv setting it can be written simply as B+7 and it’s up to the improvisers to listen and use the altered notes the other improvisers are using choosing.

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@shane_elliott @JonnyGards @historyinmemes But you were commenting on the water, you showed a video of it.