Joelle Howard

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Somehow I just got stuck in the middle of a random persons birthday parade 😬

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Just sent my principal an email with the subject line, “Help!” and that pretty much sums up how well teaching is going today. 🙃

[𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson]

Please Respect Teachers time. They’re not available 24/7 & they should not be expected to attend meetings online w/o adequate notice. Especially early morning or evening. Remember they have families & many have children they’re trying to teach & keep healthy in a pandemic.

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Today one of my students got frustrated during reading groups & had a meltdown...on camera. Then he hung up on me. 😂 This is what remotely teaching Kindergarten looks like. 😅

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

@ann_van_ Currently rocking it at about 50+ a day. 😅😅

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Having a group FaceTime to try and do reading groups with a bunch of five year olds is both chaotic and hilarious all at once.

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

The coronavirus isn’t gonna kill me, but preparing to teach kindergarten online if school closes just might be the death of me.

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Student 1: “This is gonna be the best day ever!!”
Student 2: “I know! Because it’s our teachers birthday!”

Either they really love me or they just know they’re about to get treats all day long.

[Sarah Ogle @SarahVanderStel]

No for the tenth time I don’t want to hear about how you make ten figures from home. If it was that great you wouldn’t need to tell me about it again.

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Nothing like starting your day with this info: “Miss Howard, every time I fart a little bit of poop comes out.” Uhhhhh.......

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

If one more kid sneezes on my desk today I might lose my mind. 🤢

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

@ann_van_ Much better!

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

@ann_van_ Omg 😬

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

One of the 5 year olds just informed me that there’s gonna be breadsticks in heaven, and honestly, I hope he’s right. 😋

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Just caught one of my students licking the table. Happy Flu season. 🙃😷

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

Well, guess who got the flu. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

You know you’re for sure gonna get the flu when 7 kids are absent from your class and the school nurse is wearing a mask. #droppinglikeflies 😷

[Joelle Howard @JoelleHoward]

One of my kids just said he’s only 30% happy to be at school today. Honestly, I get that. 🤷🏻‍♀️