Joe Lorentz

Snapchat: joelorentz15

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

There's a lot of choices you have to make in life, I just make bad ones

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Life is a wild ride, so buckle up and hold TF on

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

We get 3 inches of snow and it's like everybody's brain falls out of their head. 15mph in a 55 is dangerous. GTFO of the way or stay home. #roadrage

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

I may not know what love is girl, but I know what love ain't

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

My liver took an L last night. #blackvelvet

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

"If we took fuck out of your vocabulary, what would you have left?" -My dad
"I wouldn't have a fucking thing to say" -drunk guy at the bar
#dougout

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

@97satter My liver says 0/10, but my brain says 10/10.. so I'll compromise and go with 10/10! #greasyelectricians

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

And everyday I wake up celebratin' shit, why?
'Cause I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch, I
Stuck to my guns, that's what made me rich
That's what put me on, that's what got me here
That's what made me this

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

@KFriedsam34 The weeknight grind is where the magic happens

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not #Eminem

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

People say nothing lasts forever, but I call bullshit because it doesn't seem like these tattoos are gonna wash off me anytime soon

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

There are a lot of fish in the sea. But you know what else there is a lot of? Trash, be careful my friends lmao

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

God would never close a door without opening another

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Never take life for granted, in the blink of an eye it could be swept from us

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

I wouldn't change the relationship I have with my parents for the world

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

@57Iken RT

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Halloween rankings: the liquor - 1, Joe - 0

[Joe Lorentz @JoeLorentz]

Never settle for less than you deserve #keepgrindinon