Joel.r10

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"This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss http://t.co/QSlgTu03uM

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When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case. http://t.co/PJchjBUqp6

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All I want is a gummy bear that's the size of a grizzly. http://t.co/YmNeP2yqCj

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A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger. http://t.co/ZjqmVjxBnV

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http://t.co/ED7LuldyrQ In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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http://t.co/AXjonNbCaj If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook.

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