Joe McCurdy

University of Tulsa ‘25 | Multimedia Journalist 🏐

[Joe McCurdy @JoeMcCurdy8]

How It Started vs How it’s going

RIP Captain Cane

[Brad Carson @bradrcarson]

Dear @utulsa and @UtulsaAlumni, I regret to say that there's been a death in the family. #listeningtoyou

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[Brandon Kirk @BK1010]

Is this the bad basketball that got grown men crying on tv?

[brandon* @brndxix]

imagine ur legacy being kiIIed by supa hot fire

[#SincereFC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

How can you hate on this man?

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Now my biggest rivals are Optimus Prime and Michael B Jordan

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

can you show a pussy on air? bc cnn did

[Mormon Serf @MormonSerf]

I’ve seen both of them in downtown Provo and they were holding hands

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Trusted a fart and shit my pants

Whose fault is it? That’s right

Israel

[Joe McCurdy @JoeMcCurdy8]

@thatman109 @caydenmc

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.

[Cubs Desk Jockey @CubsDJ]

My 6 year old son Jonathan: How can you tell it’s a winner take all game, papa?

Me:

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a lion might lose his teeth but never his hunger

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

In highschool, i was complaining about how long the school day was then my teacher looked into my eye and said:

"The days are long but the years are short"

I was like "Are you tripping?"

And then the bell rang and now i'm in my 30s

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Shit will replace poop"

[RoidedBalls🇹🇹 @Roidedballs]

Not old enough to have a beer but old enough to die for Israel.

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Can you imagine the Republican reaction if a woman president said she went to war because she had a “feeling”