Joe Kolmotycki

Video games, a lot of Blue Jays baseball, and pondering humanity is basically what I do.

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I had a dream where I went into an ice cream parlor and all they had was salad. It was the worst dream I've had in years.

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@JohnnyGiunta_ First Blue jays game out of the break is an Apple TV game - Good sign or bad sign?

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YOOOOOOO @JohnnyGiunta_ Sighting!

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When people said "Just make the whole team out of Alan Roden", I'm not sure this is what they meant #LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays

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@Jolly_Olive Just wanted to let you know you made my day including Marco Estrada in ref guess! He's an absolute legend in Canada and its good to see him get recognition outside of Toronto!

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@TalkinJake As a Jays fan, I can confirm these games were VERY boring. We weren't having a ton of fun either.

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@AndrewStoeten Nothing like a pre-podcast no hitter!

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@YankeeWRLD Do you feel any kind of kinship with the blue jays? What with the weird managing and constant double plays and everything?

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@AndrewStoeten @NickAshbourne Thank you Nick and Andrew. Here's to hoping Blue Jays games are more fun in the somewhat near future.

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@JoshuaHowsam Line Drive Kirk, how we missed you!

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#BlueJays games are just more fun when Alejandro Kirk is hitting well.

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@_bkuh_ On the left you look a little like Whit Merrifield, am I wrong? (Congrats, btw)

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This was a legitimate tweet that was sent out in December of 2019... What a nightmare!

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Clearly there's room for more pitching in Toronto. But right now, #BlueJays' rotation looks something like this...
Tanner Roark
Chase Anderson
Shun Yamaguchi
Matt Shoemaker
Trent Thornton / Ryan Borucki

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@JoshuaHowsam Man, remember that series in LA? How in the world did we win 2 out of 3 in that series, lmao.

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@_bkuh_ The more balanced schedule is really not kind to rest of the leagues.

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I can't believe how much I love Kevin Kiermaier. #NextLevel

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@clarke_gideon If any Blue Jay would ever have a stat like that, it would be Reed Johnson.

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Alright since @Northernlion is away today, I'm going to do my best to fill the void with some Switch Golf!
https://t.co/BYeVERI01X

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The dream Dome Keeper Prestige run has finally come to pass. Sword dome + Wither + Teleporter + Resource Converter + Stun laser allowed me to finally beat @Northernlion 's score. My hands are still shaking.

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@AndrewStoeten Its really crazy how every fanbase except for Phillies and Astros fans are on the verge of a complete mental breakdown. What an insanely infuriating playoffs this has been.

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Alright we're trying this again, since last week was so successful. Trying to get as many Rumbleverse wins as humanly possible! https://t.co/BYeVERI01X