Joseph Palma

36(he/him) 5'14. Cats, true crime, metal, SciFi, Oxford commas, and Nintendo. BPD, depression, and anxiety. BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. No DMs. None. Zero. Ever.

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

@Burnstation3D No but I'm considering the $110 mig welder just to have a welder in the house 😂

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

"Recommended based on your recent purchases"

... Amazon, I bought a bike headlight and 3 boxes of protein bars. How do these relate to a fucking plasma cutter?

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Persephone is never beating the baby allegations

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

https://t.co/rgSMZDTcdn

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Sad boy o'clock

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Get off the bench! Is my turn to lift 😾

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Bringing her a Bellibolt plushy on the first date so she knows I'm serious.

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Baby

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She's a 10, but then she busts out a Grand Arbiter deck 🤮🤮🤮

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

@xrrciel Oh shush, I was just about to graduate high school 19 years ago. You ain't old

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Dolan getting the first interview post trophy ceremony is just proof that God is real. And he hates us. Specifically me.

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

If you had told me that Jalen Brunson would be a Knicks playoff legend at the start of the season, I would have assumed you were being factious and he did something heinous

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

The Pulse Nightclub shooting happened 10 years ago. We remember the 49 lives that were taken. 😔🏳️‍🌈

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

https://t.co/RDotBtjULu

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@ratedreign

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Why is Rhea Ripley selling me lemonade? Not that I'm complaining. amo mami

[Joseph Palma @JoePalma]

Take a break to get more water and she decides lift time is done