Joe Petty

Chelsea FC - Maidenhead United Season Ticket Holder ⚽️

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Completely out of touch with reality… They just take the piss out of us everyday.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.

The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.

But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.

That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.

It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Premier league is fully corrupt

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

I’ll say it now… everytime Gusto starts in our 11 we might as well be playing with 10 men. To start him today after his performance Wednesday is criminal

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

The Monaco hate watch this season is going to be insane… fuck sake

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

All summer there’s been briefs that we would sign 2 top midfielders if Enzo left and now apparently we don’t even need 1… could be curtains for Blueco this

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

This could be massive 👊🏻

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Emiliano Martinez offered to Chelsea by representatives & west London club considering possibility of signing 33yo goalkeeper before transfer window finishes. #AVFC open to Argentina int’l exit after Zion Suzuki made No1 + #CFC keen @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/y6ZUvgNWI6

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Anyone still defending Fernandez after today? 😂 that rat is begging to join our rivals and people still singing his name 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

What a sight. 😃📸

#CFC | #FULCHE

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Another season without a keeper 😂🤦🏻‍♂️we will never learn

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

If Enzo Fernandez forces his way out and goes to City… he’s a bigger snake than the rest of the ones who jumped ship 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Get your banners out now you rats 🐀 😂😂😂

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Well deserved Spain 🇪🇸

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Out of nowhere 😅😍💙

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

JUDE 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

50m for Andrey Santos 😂thank you very much

[Maidenhead United @MUFCYorkRoad]

But can Raul Jiminez do it on a warm, humid Wednesday night in Maidenhead?

Find out in a fortnight or so.

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Now it’s time for bed 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺

[Joe Petty @JoePetty97]

Geezer is generational 🤖😅

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Haaland leading the Viking Row.

What a story! 🚣‍♂️🇳🇴

[Mike Doyle @mikedoyley]

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