Joe Phillips

It's later than you think

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If you’re a ‘Foodie’. You are no different from anyone else. Everyone likes food

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If the pigs want a signature they ain’t gettin’ mine

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“I once pissed myself to win a game of hide and seek”

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Sour on the hour, every hour, after hour

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New Hobby: Follow Meth People from afar and see what they get up to

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Shitting your pants ‘ironically’ is still shitting your pants, mate!

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Smoke fags in Birger King

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@RockstarGames why can’t the world play GTA IV on PlayStation 4 and 5??

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There was an optics festival and I wasn’t informed?

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Punch a Crocodile

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A re-usable carrier bag that doesn’t make a sound

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It takes 500 years for an inch of soil to develop

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Gonna tour Australia and review every single Cheesy Bite there is I don’t care how long it takes

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@jwingad One day mate. One day! Maybe if @samueljpower had a NYE party we could do it!? The Bouncing Souls would be proud!

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Who’s gonna throw the toilet off the roof!?

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Smell Poppers at the Iraqi Discotheque

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@NoContextHumans I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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Skipping is probably the most efficient way of on-foot transportation in terms of energy conservation. But the society we live in has brainwashed us to believe that it is too cowardice to get away with doing without getting ripped on

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Eggs Royal. Eggs Rock Hard

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How do you feeeeeel