Joe Porteus

Transforming companies by profession and amateur keen observer of the world. Oh and I might be watching some sport.

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@Scaramucci So you are the guy that brought the new balance’s back to being cool

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@fullopost @LukeDennehy Well that’s a good idea. Banks will be all over it.

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@StuartBroad8 Same old Aussies…..

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@willcarling Clive Woodward was new at the helm for England’s heaviest ever defeat. Seemed to work out well in the end.

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@djmarkzylstra @mjrowland68 Boomer bait. He should do mixed doubles with Greta Thonburg to really set them off.

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@benny_alexander Yes it was. Unfortunately.

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@benkimber The whinging on WhatsApp groups is worse than the result. Drives me insane.

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@Peter_Fitz Agree with the flag but got it in 4.

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@davidsole678 One of the great teams. You all look like kids though not at the time.

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@russellcrowe Are they following you on the way to school sport? Dreadful.

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@benkimber Agree. A deliberate move to deter the defence.

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@SBarnesRugby Best player in the world.

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@mcannonbrookes Have always wondered that.

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Defibrillators can really be the difference between life and death. ⚡💛

But as former footballer @fmuamba6 discovers, many of them are not easily found, that's if you find them working at all.

He finds out what can be done to change that.

#TheOneShow @TheBHF

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@SquidgeRugby Ummm semi final against All Blacks at RWC. He was the difference.

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@dylanmalloch @7plus Day 1 and Australia in lockdown. Big fail

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@MerrickPhillip @latikambourke Agree. Drones were spectacular. Ceremony better than the Twitter whingers.

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@9_Moley No one is watching. Doesn’t matter.

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@realitypies We went for “flog” in our house.

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@vanOnselenP You are not even anywhere near the conversation. Reverting to cheap political insults. Looking very irrelevant like your tennis tips. (Which annoyed me greatly)