Joe Riley

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@RayHagarNV @krassenstein @ProjectLincoln And it only aired once. 🙂👍

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@CharlieSlowes Hey Charlie! Happy Opening Day! Would you please see if the music folks could play “The Boys are Back” by Dropkick Murphys when they take the field? (Note: NOT “The Boys are Back in Town”, different song!) High energy, no rude lyrics, cool song, perfect for today!

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

"Operation Epic Fury" because
"Operation Epstein Diversion" didn't sound warfightery enough

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

Presidents should not start wars to distract from allegations that they molested 13-year old girls.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I know this isn’t the main story or key point today but remember that billions of dollars are being effortlessly expended today bombing a country, which Americans don’t support and no US lawmaker voted for. Remember that next time they tell you there is no money for healthcare.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@RoguePOTUSStaff @MariaCorinaYA

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

True. The hypocrisy is so off the charts with these people.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The same people who lost their minds over Obama putting his feet on the Oval Office desk are totally fine with Trump bulldozing the White House.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@GavinNewsom

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@petridishes Heartiest congratulations! I already held The Atlantic in high esteem, and now they’ve surpassed my high expectations. 🙂👍🏻

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@CubanaElsy @RealJamesWoods It looks like TV producer George Schlatter.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@chelsea_janes In hindsight, choosing to pay Stras instead of Rendon was the smarter choice, although poor Stras’s body eventually forced his premature retirement. He gave the Nats his all, and Rendon regressed towards the mean. I feel badly for him, I loved him as a player.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@Strandjunker Such an exemplary human being.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

As long as I live, I will never understand why America would rather elect a singularly worthless white rapist as president than an exceptionally impressive black woman.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@Strandjunker United States of Amnesia 🤦‍♂️

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@Strandjunker Medical debt is the #1 cause of personal bankruptcy in the United States. That should never be allowed to happen. It’s like a death lottery which unfairly burdens the non-rich.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@natali3levin You’re a great-looking woman ❤️

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@markbrittmusic1 @kylegriffin1 And it only aired once. 😳

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy 100th birthday, President Carter! Thank you for your friendship, your fundamental decency, and your incredible acts of service through the @CarterCenter. Michelle and I are grateful for all you’ve done for this country.

[Joe Riley @JoeRileyDC]

@RonFilipkowski It's true what they say: every conservative accusation is a confession.