Joe Rose

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[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[Joe Rose @JoeRose__]

@kevxalchemy I love you

[Joe Rose @JoeRose__]

@RequestABet any chance with this one?

[Joe Rose @JoeRose__]

@RequestABet can I have a price on Crystal palace to get top 6 and west ham to be relegated?

[Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas]

Just bumped into my old French teacher. She asked me what I was up to now, so I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.

[Dr Alex Bulat @LabourAlexB]

NHS Nurse Band 4 - £27,586

Junior Doctor starting salary - £32,300

Construction Labourer average salary - £23,000

Care Worker average salary - £23,410

Farm Worker average salary - £23,400

University Lecturer average starting salary - £34,804

Just a small selection.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

People who’ve spent their careers being outraged by song lyrics; sex scenes; inaccuracies in period dramas; and politicians bowing at the wrong angle; reacting to mass murder as if it’s as natural as rainfall. Images of dead kids and body parts everywhere; no offence taken.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Lest we forget.

[Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews]

“You shouldn’t have to create a whole fellowship to help one lad do a simple job. If he needs that much support then he’s clearly not cut out for this level. This is the future of middle earth we’re talking about here. You’ve got to get your tactics right, it’s embarrassing.”

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

🚨 Here's what rail workers have won, following their industrial action:

• Salaries UP 14.4% for the lowest paid and 9.2% for the highest paid.

• DISCOUNTED rail travel benefits.

• RENEWED 'No compulsory redundancy' agreement.

[• Phil • 🏆🏆🏆 @Phillyconcarne]

I don’t think Vieira’s perfect by any means, he makes plenty of mistakes and is still learning, but he could do more with a better, balanced squad.

Parish would spend if he could, I genuinely believe that. We need the big money investors to pull us up here.

[Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall]

I have never met any NHS staff who would not do anything to save a life
I have seen world leaders very willing to cause deaths
I know who I stand beside
any day

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Tofu: 1; Braverman 0.
Lettuce 1; Truss 0.

[Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Cymru]

“Yma o Hyd, Yma o Hyd…”

@michaelsheen ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

#TogetherStronger

[young tiempo @YoungTiempo]

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Barca sucks.

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

If you are having a bad day, open this.