Joe Roughton

Trumpet Player - Composer/Songwriter - Teacher

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@wardthomasmusic Life’s too short to pair socks. Roll with it.

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I do like the new @LidlUK in Brighouse, but there are never enough tills open. I’m always queuing.

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@BBCiPlayer was going to start ‘Love Lies & Records’ tonight but episode 1 isn’t on iPlayer. Seems daft to remove episode 1 before the series has finished?! #JustMe? #WhatAPain #Episode2ItIs

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Considering opening a dairy in Galilee. I’d call it ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’. #FridayFun #Punderful #Cheesy

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In flagrant disregard for tradition, I am spending the afternoon cleaning up after my hoover #TuesdayThoughts

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I never exaggerate. Not ever. In fact I've never exaggerated in my entire life. And I never will. Ever. #TrueStory #WednesdayWisdom

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@embrace good to know we're not the only ones from Brighouse down in Cardiff #ColdplayCardiff

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"I just want to yawn in peace"

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'You don't need a fire guard!!' Robert Nelson, 2017, #FamousLastWords

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Is @BrunoMars the only person in the music industry capable using the word 'jammies' in a song and getting away with it?#Music #WonderMonday

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@EnglandRugby The @jameshaskell drinking game is on!!! #sixnations #ENGvFRA

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I have repurposed my cup holder #winning

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I nearly bought a clock today but it was the wrong time.

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'The gown facilitates the swan.' #2017 #FirstTweetOfTheYear

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What is the point in having a remote for something if it's kept next to the thing it's a remote for?!? Ahhhhhh!!! #FirstWorldProblems

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@JacobsSnacks I bloody love twiglets.

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@O2 I can't find itemised usage, it says I have none but how I used so much in three minutes is a mystery. I'm sure it can't be right.

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@O2 Still no answers. I called your lovely people at customer services but they couldn't help. Is it possible to use 400mb of data in 3mins?

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@O2 no new apps, all I remember doing yesterday is a little browsing and messaging. I use the My O2 app but how do I find my daily usage?

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@O2 how did I use 20% data in 3mins? I'm 13 days into the month and on average I only use 80% of it all month. What happened?!