Joe Scarrella

Triathlete Coach

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@JacobCersosimo They would lose money on me. Great story!

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@sra1245 @RussoHockey 4-7 spots are up for grabs on each team per year, so let’s say you’re guy #5 on that list and your team is in WCF.

Option A: we get to go home early, coach eats 100k, #2 pick gone.

Option B: I have to stay late for presser before travel night and #2 pick could take my spot.

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@sra1245 @RussoHockey As a player, why would you care about a prospect who could take your starting spot?

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@TimEiting1 @RussoHockey How does it serve the fans at all? They are media trained to give 1 to 2 sound bites. For example “we just didn’t get pucks deep tonight. We need to play an entire game”

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@mrfiveoheight @RussoHockey Or.. and this might also be a little controversial… change the contacts to fit the needs of the players.

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@Lagos_Jeremy I’d fire everyone before the half. From the team chef to the head coach. I want an all new starting 5 for the 3rd quarter. I want the towel boy replaced by next commercial break. All new front office by the start of the 4th.

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

Nyquist can stay in the locker room for OT

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

STAY ONSIDE. ITS NOT THAT HARD

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

If this is a foul in your sport. Stop playing your sport

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Timberwolves trying to kill LeBron 😭

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

I liked that Zeev got as much ice time as he did last game. He looked nervous and made some mistakes as to be expected from a 19 year old playoff debut. But get the jitters out in a game 1 you’re not supposed to win anyway. 👍

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

#mnwild lines; Hartman and Rossi swap

Kaprizov-Eriksson Ek-Boldy
Johansson-Gaudreau-Zuccarello
Foligno-Hartman-Nyquist
Trenin-Rossi-Brazeau

Brodin-Faber
Middleton-Spurgeon
Buium-Bogosian

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

Bump

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

Minnesota isn’t a big enough market to earn a cross check from behind on their star player I guess

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

Minnesota isn’t a big enough market to earn a cross check from behind on their star player I guess

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

When I’m president in the late 2040s the State of the Union address will just be a live stream of us actually getting stuff done to help the country.

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

If you get a shot on net you don’t deserve a penalty shot.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
#mnwild

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

I call controller next @TBudgeMidco

[Taylor Budge @taylor__budge]

Please note, that I finally did not lose.

But I also did not win either. 🙃

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@SuperBobNewbie @RachelMHerzog I have seen peewee hockey with better passing than the rangers this season

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@stjamesBri @RachelMHerzog The rangers are abysmal

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

@GOHUSKIESWOOOOO CC is having their best year and the broadcast is.. still trash.

Anybody else getting motion sickness?

[Joe Scarrella @Joescarrella]

Watching @hphky from Chaska, Mn

Hockey & Chill has come a long way since @BrettLarson18 and I pretended we had a working tv in the corner 6 years ago 🔥😂