JoeShmoCrypto ♟

Crypto Connoisseur | just a guy trying to make it | inspired by @bowtiedbull |

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Welcome to JoeShmoCorporate

This will be a new series documenting my life as a corp wagey boy.

Follow along to learn, win, and fail with me.

Should be interesting to say the least…

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

@scottmelker @grok explain this to me like I’m 5

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

🚨 I’m back!

After a 3-year break, I’m posting about crypto again. Expect weekly updates, tech insights, and tips for beginners & pros alike.

Let’s catch up and navigate the ever-changing crypto world together! 🌐💡

#Crypto #Blockchain #CryptoNews #Joeshmocrypto

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Any input is welcome!

If you have been in sales, what would you do in a position like this?

TIA

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Hello, long time no see.

On the back of advice from the BowTied clan I pursued a sales job and have been in that role for about 1.5 years.

I absolutely love sales but my industry might not be for me.

Over the past 3 months I have not hit my sales target.

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

My plan is to stay at this job, stack cash and attend a local community college for a finance degree.

Now, I know this goes against everything this community stands for.

I am simply looking for some guidance on what to do.

Currently 22 yo and curious which route to take

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

How to start your business this weekend:

LLC - Doola
Banking - Novo
Website - Shopify
Email - Klaviyo
Logo + Graphics: Canva, @BowTiedApollo & @bowtiedmaker
Marketing - Twitter, fb/IG, @WiFiMoneyGuy, @BowtiedJester, @BowTiedCoquito
SEO - @BowTiedTetra
(@BowTiedOpossum is across many of the above)
Video - @THEBROTHERTIGER

I probably missed some but this is an off the dome quick start guide

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Life is crazy, I’m just thankful to be here.

Huge thank you to the Jungle for helping me see the light when it comes to a sales gig

Now it’s time to attack this WiFi money thang you cool kidz talk about.

Here’s to another good month🫶

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Life has been crazy lately

- back to back double digit car sale months (making the most money I ever have)

- In talks of moving up to a better location/position

- lost a friend and family member

- totaled my car

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Ford and Tesla just announced a massive partnership.

Ford EV customers gaining access to 12,000 Tesla Superchargers.

🤯

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

If you have a child who is not old enough/strong enough to open a soda maybe they shouldn’t drink it.

I’m at work, just saw a mom give both of her children a soda. It’s not even moon yet.

Shit like that really gets to me man…

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Can confirm.

Over the past couple months the best deal on any vehicles that are on my lot has been Honda and Mazda.

Probably nothing

[GreaseMonkey | Pocket Mechanic @bowtiedgreasemo]

💲Top 5 Cars Under $10k 💲

Seems like everything under $15k these days is a beater

But what if you want a reliable ride?

Monke has your back as always

Let’s go find ‘em👇

[GreaseMonkey | Pocket Mechanic @bowtiedgreasemo]

💲Top 5 Cars Under $10k 💲

Seems like everything under $15k these days is a beater

But what if you want a reliable ride?

Monke has your back as always

Let’s go find ‘em👇

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

They just upped my credit card limit out of nowhere because of on time payments.

Went from $200 to $1800

Think about what that does to a person. They want to keep you poor

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

4 questions I get asked OFTEN:

— Will Carvana survive?
— What’s next for auto lenders
— Pros/cons of buying through a credit union

I sat down with Chris Coleman, co-founder of WithClutch, to dive in.

This convo was full of insider-only insights.

Link below:

[BowTiedShrike @BowTiedShrike]

Looks like ~$2500 will get you an equivalent of a biz degree from the Jungle.

If you save the extra money you didn't spend on college, you'll have enough for the necessary supplies.

Catch is that some jobs require a college degree, so you may need to treat this as a "minor"

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

@GuyDealership Time to go fishing

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Past 10 days have been wild:

— Capital One shut off all dealer floorplans (aka inventory lines of credit)

— USA Auto Sales shut down 39 dealerships after losing its Ally floor plan

— Wells fargo laid-off all its junior Auto loan underwriters and capped future loans

Insanity.

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

@BowTiedBroseidn Awesome

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER

Ditch the "liquid confidence"

Science and chemistry provide a better to be your calmest, smoothest self

Preorder b4 today

I'm giving the first 500 people 20% off of Pre-sale

Like/RT + Comment "B4" and I'll DM you a code

(Must be following for DM)

[JoeShmoCrypto ♟ @JoeShmoCrypto]

Accidentally choked on my water and spit it out like a pressure washer at dinner with my mom.

Might I add the overspray hit another table and I’m pretty sure it got on a woman.

AMA