Joe Shrink Smith

Mohio ‘21 #Shrinkthegame

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@harry_boz1 I’m in, #inv

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Intern stats:
Starbucks everyday
No one gives me any attention
Chipolte and cava for lunch
1 and a half hour lunch break
12 bathroom breaks
0 projects finished
1 meeting a day where I am to dumb to understand

Put the jersey in the rafters #24 #kobe

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@JeffEisenband Jeff you need a raise

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@Murda_OTB @Daniel_Rapaport needs to get shrunk so bad

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Finished my last day of my internship. Feel like a kid breaking loose from prison #imback

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Dinner w a side of triple espresso

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104.3 the score in my AirPods: put myself on busy acting like I’m in a meeting. Let’s go cubbies #vamos

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Gotta do this whole corporate thing. Just wanna hammer beers rn outside of Wrigley instead I’m getting teams calls from my boss

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@baddiemaddie43 Classic fat packers

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Had enough it of the Sox

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VAMOS night 2

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@J_R0MEEE hahahaha PCAAAAAAA

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Three letters come to mind.

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PCAAAAAAA

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What was all the hype about Bergman about

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Happy Monday #pca

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8.99 a tin of velos… might be time to quit #bringback399tins

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5 rounds of golf this summer, corporate America got me working like a #dawg

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Not taking Logan Reilly and STEW is on the Walker cup team is a mistake

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Scottie slump you might say.