Joe

Educator, Sport enthusiast, and father of 4 high energy kids!

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Did we just watch the greatest game in Iowa baseball history? I think so….

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Explaining Rock, Paper, Scissors to my kids.

Me: rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper covers rock

5 yr old: I would think rock beats paper because it can hold it down

Me: rethinking all things Rock, Paper, Scissors 🤯

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

For some reason whenever Back to the Future I, II or III are on. I HAVE to watch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Students are coming to school next week! For real!!! https://t.co/E3Yhr6goc3

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

@BTNMikeHall @IlliniFootball @BretBielema What a great idea!😉

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Duty Calls. Stop judging me @mitchell_gms #Santa #ChristmasEve

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Maybe just this once, just for this Festivus 2020, we take pass on the “Airing of Grievances”..

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

@BTNMikeHall It fascinates me that SEC teams make the argument that they should be in the playoff because they only lost to #Alabama, just for a chance to play them again and more than likely lose. They had their chance and couldn’t get it done.

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

LET THEM PLAY #Illinois vs #mizzou

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

@BTNMikeHall Thanks for figuring that out for us😉

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

NBC is just making fun of the @ChicagoBears QB situation every way they can. #WeAreTheLaughingStockOfTheNFL

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Hey, @FiftyDeuce got any dinner plans for Thanksgiving?We could do a lesson on how to spell your name too😬. @ChicagoBears #LearnFromDaBest

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Put my kids to bed after the Patterson kick off return. My daughter said to wake her up when the @ChicagoBears score again. I confidently told her I would. Didn’t need to wake her up. Sigh😥

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Start tuning up your vocal cords @BTNMikeHall.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝘀...

𝗜𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝘀. 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶 - 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭𝟮, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Is Jay Cutler available?

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

To be clear, Jerry Reinsdorf let his GM make the decision to blow up the @chicagobulls, by letting the GREATEST player ever walk away and firing one of the best coaches in NBA history but he makes Rick Hahn hire Tony LaRussa for the #WhiteSox. Stay out of #WhiteSox business Jerry

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Great season by the #WhiteSox. Fun ride and can’t wait for next year. Need to add a reliable 3 & 4th starter. Resign McCann. Bat Robert no lower than 5. Improved RF. Make sure Andrew Vaughn is in the lineup.

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

But he only started 1 year in college. Have faith #Bears fans. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

Teachers truly are amazing. Such a great welcome video for @ScullenSharks students.

[Joe @JoeThomas2059]

So @tatis_jr is a great player but I think he would be stuck in AAA on the @whitesox because @TimAnderson7 is a STUD!