Joe but he’s gone professional

This is now my not professional twitter

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

My least favorite part of Christmas is when my Catholic family asks me, a Quaker, to explain Catholic dogma and then insists that I, a Quaker, stand in defense of the dogma that they aren’t supposed to be attacking in the first place.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *left years ago to get cigarettes*
Me: I wish my dad was here to tell my I should have been a doctor
Dad:*must be very particular about his brand*
Me:I hope he comes home soon
Dad:*probably had to buy a lighter too*

[Human Mel @melhuman]

I did it. I found the worst app in the world

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@EfficacyOfGrace

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

When someone posts about needing to respect all LGBTQ individuals, but then gets all Terfy. The T part of the initialism is not optional.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

Possibly an unpopular opinion: the absolutely despise “The Apotheosis of Washington.” It represents the exact opposite of the values of a republic.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@EfficacyOfGrace @phughes_ When it comes to the birds, it’s always we.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

Doesn’t the president know if he loses the Mandate of Heaven he will never be emperor of China? Why would he ever risk that?

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

You know what. I don’t care what you people say. I LIKED TRON LEGACY! Sure it’s not the best movie in the world maybe not even top half, but it kept me engaged for the run time and I don’t care what anyone else says!

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

The memes tell me that I should feel bad for the gifted kids but they were the ones who were the meanest to me in school so...

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

*bar starts playing “I got friends in low places*
Me: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@079ue76l2mz1p8 I’ve changed my mind. Real things are everything that isn’t money.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

Money isn’t real and I hate it

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@079ue76l2mz1p8 No

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@079ue76l2mz1p8 Its like being fake but in the other direction

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@EfficacyOfGrace @JClarkNBCS @ZacMabry @NBCPhiladelphia @phughes_ “When it comes to birds it’s always we.”- the eagles pump up video from 2013 https://t.co/YznolEjjr3

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

So @BrennanLM is the most wholesome human on the planet and his wholesome energy fills me with joy

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

One day I hope to love anything as much as Texans love Texas and Tennesseans love Dolly Parton.

[Joe but he’s gone professional @JoeWisebear]

@EfficacyOfGrace for Catholic twitter

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

In audience with Prison officers, Pope Francis forcefully speaks out against life imprisonment: "Life imprisonment is not the solution to problems - I repeat: life imprisonment is not the solution to problems - but a problem to be solved."