Joey Buffet

Aspiring Writer and Artist. Music & Movie lover. Friend. Humorist.
I like to randomly quote Movies and Song Lyrics.

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

If I could teach the world just one lesson before my time expires on this journey, I would play this song loud enough and long enough for everyone to learn the lyrics and truly grasp its message,
#FreeWill @rushtheband #WordsToLiveBy
https://t.co/RcrR315yiz

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

@DisneyPlus @HisenseGlobal @Google Plus it happened so badly on #XMen97 episode 1 the other day that I could never resolve it and watch the show
#FixYourAds

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

@DisneyPlus I doubt you care since I have shared this issue multiple times. But you need to fix your broken ads.
I trying to watch shows on a @HisenseGlobal @Google OS TV and almost every commercial break freezes loading a commerical. Fix your ads or stop them!

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

@DisneyPlus @HisenseGlobal @Google I've shared this at least three times over the past two months. It is very frustrating. Today I was trying to watch @starwars @OfficialAcolyte and I had happened six times during the first two episodes
Getting sick and tired of having to exit out , and replay last few minutes

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

In case you care, I was on a @HisenseGlobal TV with @Google OS. All apps are up to date.

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Hey @DisneyPlus, @starwars #Maul Episode 5 is broken and needs attention.
After the first commerical break it never returns to the show!
Everytime I try to continue it plays the clip with Rook talking to the Mandos, then feed us 3 ads & then a blank screen. No way to get past

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Is @Popeyes a sponsor for the @NHL #StanleyCup?
Cause their biscuits be harder than a hockey puck

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

#WhatIf #Diamonds are soul gems imprisoning demons who were hidden in the earth to never be seen again.
Later humans decided they were pretty and started putting them in rings and giving them to the ones they loved. Giving those souls a new host body to possess & torment humanity

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

#Procrastination
It's a problem to solve another day.
#Irony

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#VibeCheck @SonsOfLegion_ #ANGELS
https://t.co/7D89fAODTS

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Hey @dan_aykroyd the world is still waiting on that promised sequel to the classic #DoctorDetroit .
Love that movie

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Why does @iamjamiefoxx look like @RobertDowneyJr in this new @hulu movie #TinSoldier?

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Hey @instagram why are comments being blocked and restricted when I post a complimentary comment to a video in my fees.
The "restriction" even says to tell you if you are wrong .but there isn't a way to do that. #Stupid

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Dear World,
We don't always have to give you a feedback survey.
Also expecting your people to get nothing less than #5star rating is bullshit.
Yes I work in #Marketing so I totally understand this entire process and business model
But sometimes even I get tired of it

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Ever wonder if the aliens from the movies @AliemNation and @Signs are secretly from the same planet.
They have the similar reactions to water. And the #NewComers from #AlienNation were escaping from another species that enslaved them...could be the #Signs invaders.

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Do people with #PiercedTongues play #RingToss inside their mouths when eating circular cereal like @cheerios ?

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Why does my @netflix without commercials suddenly have commercials during @WWE #RAW?

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

#Lunchables are NOT a healthy and hearty lunch for ANY human being let alone a growing kid.
They are lazy parenting.

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

Why don't more people consider the movie #Gremlins to be a #Horror movie?

Everyone thinks fondly of it as a #FamilyFilm but if kids today watch it unprepared they might need to see their therapists.

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

.@itsmarkpaul should be nominated for an #Emny for his portrayal of #Sir on @foundtvseries

[Joey Buffet @Joey_Buffet]

I finally figured out who should play @MariaBrink in a #biopic..
It should be @nataliedormeruk
@OfficialITM