Joey

[Joey @Joeylee48]

When u check ur bank account after a night out

[ً @artfuIchaos]

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

I am screaminggggg 😭

[Orm @orm0nde]

“What a peaceful English town. Fill the holiday inn with afghan rapists.”

[Ajibola @4jibola]

music is honestly one of the best parts of being alive.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area.

We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead.

You get what you vote for.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Diversity is quite evidently not our greatest strength.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Abidin @freddfromdesire]

şimdi 200 tane erkeğin 13 yaşında bi kız çocuğunun peşinden koştuğunu hayal edin

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Banned from entering the UK:

>Kanye West

NOT banned from entering the UK:

>Pakistani-Muslim rapists
>Islamic terrorists
>War criminals
>Foreign pedophiles
>Illegal migrants on dinghies
>Illegal migrants on trucks
>Illegal migrants on planes

This country is a joke.

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

"nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you"

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."