King Joffrey

Still the leading Republican candidate for President of the United States. Forever young.

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

Just made it to Hall H. What time does my GoT panel begin?

[Ser Pounce @Ser_Pounce]

Brienne: One less murderous power grubbing selfish prick in the world
Stannis: Fewer

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Oh and you thought I was lying about being in Qyburn's lab? Damn I look swole! #JoffreyStoneheart

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I totally want the Barefoot Confessa to be my new alarm clock. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME *CLANGA*

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

Mother's Mercy aka The Rains of Castashear.

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

Yo momma such a shoddy leader she get locked up by a religious army she helped create. #OhWaitThatsMyMomma

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I bet no one else here has a Yo Momma joke favorited by @JamesHibberd #JoffreyStoneheart

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The rumors of my demise have been greatly masturbated. #JoffreyStoneheart

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Mother's Mercy: Return of the Joff #JoffreyStoneheart

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Spoiler alert! It's me under the sheet in Qyburn's lab. #JoffreyStoneheart #FrankenJoff

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Morghulis, Valar #JaqenHghar #KimmySchmidt https://t.co/3yH2hmPQPY

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

It is with sincere regret that I must step down as chairman of the King's Landing chapter of the NAACP #WrongSkin

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

I serve as mentor and life coach to Linda at @hippoiathanatoi #ReasonsToLoveJoffrey

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Drogon gonna drog.

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You know what else is so big @JamesHibberd needs three pages to cover it?

Yo momma.

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

Joffrey Stoneheart aka Motherboy's Mercy.

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Podrick said the finale is gonna break the internet? Joffrey Stoneheart confirmed.

[King Joffrey @Joffrey2012]

Thank you for re-electing me as King of FIFA. I am the president of everybody. #ReasonsToLoveJoffrey

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Joffrey is still running for the 2012 republican nomination. #drunk

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Ryan says that it doesn't make any sense that Joffrey is still running for the 2012 presidential election. #joffrey2016