Ham Sampton

22|| Farmington MO|| CRG❤️

[Tehya Mitchell @tehya_mitchell5]

Sometimes a woman is the sum of all the things her father ain’t

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Self care isn’t always taking an aromatherapy shower or eating a healthy breakfast then working out.

Sometimes self care is binge watching How to Get Away With Murder and eating a whole box of Kraft macaroni & cheese.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

@sicksapling IT REALLY IS OMG I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

The summer of 2019 was the best summer of my life.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

I don’t know what possessed me to get a blueberry muffin from McDonald’s this morning but I’m so glad I did🥵😍

[Graycie York @gyorkmusic]

SHE’S ACTING SINGLE, I’M DRINKIN’ DOUBLES

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

@sicksapling BRB. On my way to aldi

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

These have no right being as good as they are 🥵

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

I bought my first brand new vehicle all by myself in March and was so excited.

So far it has been hailed on.

Has a chip in the windshield from a rock on the highway.

Now has a recall for leaking transmission hoses.

Have you ever met such a lucky person? 🙃

[Jillian Bryant @JillianxBryant]

I may not be a Lady May but I’m a Lorrie for what it’s worth

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

July Johnson from Arkansas deserved better.

If you know, you know.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Things that make me happy-

1. Elderly people adopting pets from animal shelters.

2. See number one.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Do you get really uncomfortable when people offer to give you things/offer to you help you because they are genuinely kind people or are you normal?

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Forget zodiac signs. What’s your favorite Jelly Belly flavor?

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Not to ring my own bell or anything but.....

Gosh damn it I’m so funny sometimes.

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Normalize whiskey in coffee mugs.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Kids won’t know what it felt like to walk inside family video after your mom picked you up from school on a Friday and it makes me sad.

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Why are rainfall shower heads so expensive? All they do is dump water on your head.

With that being said, why do I want one so bad?

[Ham Sampton @JoHampton_]

Was your first crush Zack Bagans from Ghost Adventures or are you normal??

[Joey Greer @joeygreermusic]

She’s the kind you write songs about