Johanna

writer, comedian, social critic. irreverent. Former contributing writer to #WeekendUpdate #SNL

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@FIDOBROOKLYN Shana
Some of you may know her
2007-2023
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[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@DeadlineWH @KatyTurNBC Did you ever consider the shooter might have social media aliass???????
#Trump

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

For some this still won’t be enough because there’s nothing he can do to turn back the hands of time, but one day I’ll have to tell y’all about all the people that told me I couldn’t win my state house race… not only did I win it, outspent, and underestimated in the middle of a pandemic… I went on to then become the 4th black woman elected to Congress from Texas, two years later.

My President just knocked it out the MF park! Don’t tell me what can’t be done, tell me HOW to get it done! #LetsGoJoe

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@robreiner Please stop.

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@gtconway3d Love me an ornery Biden

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@davidaxelrod Just stop.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Biden just delivered a speech announcing his second term agenda, including:

- Restore Roe v. Wade
- Federal voting rights protections
- Expand Social Security and Medicare
- Eliminate medical debt
- Raise minimum wage
- End union busting
- Ban assault weapons
- Make child tax credit permanent
- Expand his $35/month insulin cap for all
- Child care and elder care for millions

Sounds better than Project 2025 to me.

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@mitchellreports @JamesCarville @MSNBC All of your guests were pushing your bias. I won’t watch your program anymore. You are so Fox News, please go over there.

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@JRubinBlogger

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@mitchellreports @gabegutierrez @alivitali @SusanPage @PhilipRucker @MSNBC You’re manufacturing consent and bias are disturbing. Your entire broadcast today repeating #Biden is being praised by his #NATO2024 guests but are ALL secretly against him. My god. How is that #journalism? You could run that ghost paranoia on every single issue @KeithOlbermann

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

The Supreme Court's decision to overturn the Chevron case is going to massively change govt regulation in this country. This is how Justice Kagan put it in her dissent:

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@neal_katyal Can it be reversed once Trump is gone & justices have been impeached? Can it be annulled?????????

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

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#gofundme campaign for @prospect_park feral cat colony🐾‼️🐾
All contributions tax deductible & welcome! #CatsAreFamily #CatsLovers #animallovers #CatsOnX

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@Sen_JoeManchin Just register as a coal capitalist who cares nothing for our planet’s future

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, President Biden put forward a clear, realistic and just plan to establish an immediate ceasefire and end the war in Gaza - a plan that ensures Israel’s security, returns hostages taken on October 7th to their families, increases aid into Gaza and relieves the suffering of Palestinian civilians, and engages Israelis, Palestinians, Arab countries and the broader international community in the process of rebuilding Gaza.

A ceasefire alone won’t ease the terrible pain of Israelis whose loved ones were butchered or abducted by Hamas, or the Palestinians whose families have been shattered by the subsequent war. It won’t resolve the longstanding conflict between Israelis and Palestinians, or answer contentious issues surrounding a two-state solution or continuing settler activity in the West Bank. But what it can do is put a stop to the ongoing bloodshed, help families reunite and allow a surge of humanitarian aid to help desperate, hungry people. It can save lives, here and now - and it can lay the foundation for what will be a long and difficult road to a future in which Israel is secure and at peace with its neighbors, and Palestinians finally have the security, freedom and self-determination that they have sought for so long.

As the tragedy in Gaza has unfolded over the past eight months, we’ve witnessed an often fierce public debate here at home - and around the world - regarding how the United States should respond. But no matter where each of us stand in these broader debates, an enduring ceasefire is something we should all support - for the sake of Israelis, Palestinians and the world at large. I am deeply encouraged by the steady, tireless efforts of President Biden, Secretary of State Tony Blinken and our diplomatic team to bring this awful war to an end.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There’s only one way to keep Donald Trump out of the Oval Office: At the ballot box.

Donate to our campaign today: https://t.co/aJXS9oti0a

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@MSNBC Watched this 10 times 🙏‼️🙏‼️

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying business documents in New York

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@ProjectLincoln

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@MichaelCohen212 Thank you, Michael. Really. #trumpfoundguilty #trumpverdict #trump #maga #democracy

[Johanna @Johannaclear]

@karinbeery Dostoevsky (no joke)