J Robertson

From Shetland live in the North East of Scotland

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@SmartLess Leif Garrett & Jason Bateman hit the road

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@skytv You see when you make a deal with someone for a fixed price contract then put up prices with the explanation "oh sorry everyone has to pay more" you just lost a customer of 24 years. Don't make the deal if you can't stick to it #bye

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@fesshole May the phasers be with you.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@marknelsoncomic Aye you going round at the front of the mob

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@ally_begg You're never thon boy from Bad Boy Inc. Could grate cheese on his abs.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@mrmarkmillar Still got my copy of that annual

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@ChrisHewitt Tried that a few times. My wife has more than once said I need to get a job like Clark Griswold if just the bonus puts a pool in.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@andy_murray @MrAndrewCotter Be really disappointed if you don't do a bit of dancing and sing a tune or two.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@mrmarkmillar It's really good and because Batman isn't in it the story really allows The Penguin to grow as it goes on. You'd never know it was Colin Farrell, he's that good.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@Markstirton Is this confirming the one day removals cinematic universe?

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@Halcruttenden Going on the octogenerian and her daughter in her 50s-60s I saw doing it yesterday I'd say just keep on going.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@BenObeseJecty Farage when he got told to lay a wreath in Clacton

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@fesshole Punctuation deployed via shotgun.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@fesshole Swear to god this has happened at least 5 times in other fesses. What makes people think that scooping up shite and throwing it out a window is going to end well.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@DarrenConnell87 Aye it's a bit like Citizen Kane, everyone says oh it's one of the best movies ever but you sit down and watch then think nah not for me, wouldn't bother watching it again.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@MrRoryReid 14 years ago I reckoned i'd never get an electric car and i just ordered one last week. Attitudes change but they have improved in the intervening period.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@JimSpenceDundee You either need a punter who'll stand up to the batshit crazy hoor or someone who'll kiss his arse. It's not a good fit to have both in the same bag of skin.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@Bryan_Hammond_1 @BGatesIsaPyscho You can't sign for Clan Kerr, you're not a member of it and not the chieftain.

[J Robertson @JohanRob77]

@Elie_Outdoors @BGatesIsaPyscho Aye it's really woke over here don't come. Your surname sounds like it might be German, head there, they're not as woke.