Jo Haycock

Wife, Mummy of Three, Shout Volunteer - text 85258 for support 24/7.

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@PacketEmma Wait until your child starts doing food technology in Secondary 🤣🤭 new levels of Tupperware needed again....!

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@joebrowns can you possibly tell me where I can find this green velvet dress on your website? I have looked everywhere and can't find it!

[Richard H @r_m_hay]

Whoopsie @SouthWestWater , someone owes the office cakes 🍰

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@PacketEmma This smell is one of the best in the world 💚

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@ColinMurray @C4Countdown @Channel4 You did a fantastic job!! Let's hope you are the new host permanently and not just until the end of the season!! ☺️

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@PacketEmma We are so excited!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Today’s clothing options:

-Big coat and extremely sweaty
-Light jacket and worried it might turn
-No jacket at all and very self-conscious

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@PacketEmma Hadn't really thought about it... Now I am though 😭😭

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

At least you've never had a night out so rough that you had to phone the Queen to apologise after.

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

💯 agree with this - we as a household were still testing positive on day 10. I felt uncomfortable mixing outside on day 10 when I was allowed out! Day 5 seems crazy early.

[Ben Lovell @DrBenLovell]

Don’t know about you, but we found every single staff member with covid has been *still* LFT positive on day 6/7, so are still isolating for the full 10 days, rather than returning on day 8.

So I really can’t see anyone being LFT negative on day 5 & able to come back 🤷

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Getting there” - Translation: Life is falling apart. Each day is a trudge through thick mud to back where you started. You are literally getting absolutely nowhere. It’s been January for 40 years. If it wasn’t for tea you don’t know what you’d do. But, you know, getting there!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The important thing to remember about Novak Djokovic being denied entry to Australia after spending a day in the airport thinking he was more important than everyone else is that it is incredibly funny.

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

Google askew. Utter brilliance.

[Sophie Flynn @sophielflynn]

I couldn’t work out how to spell askew this morning and my husband told me to Google it which I thought was a bit of a dick response but then I did and it brought me great joy. Now you should too.

[A.A.Milne @A_AMilne]

"Could a Bear be a Knight?" asked Pooh. "Of course he could!" said Christopher Robin. And he took a stick and touched Pooh on the shoulder, and said, "Rise, Sir Pooh de Bear, most faithful of all my Knights."
Pooh said "Thank you," and went into a dream.
~A.A.Milne #NewYearsDay

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

2021….. off you go dear

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

My favourite thing about Christmas morning is the look of joy on my husband's face when he sees what we bought the kids for the first time.

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

@mouthwaite @Angela_Griffin @samaritans And there is also @GiveUsAShout text SHOUT on 85258 to speak to a trained Volunteer who is always there to listen and support you ❤️

[Jo Haycock @johay2]

Oh god not sure my emotions are ready for this for the third time....! But of course I will be watching on the 14th January. ❤️

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Official Artwork for #AfterLife3
On Netflix around the world 🌍
Friday 14th January

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Is everything alright? You seem a bit…”
“A bit lacking in social skills, constantly confused, paranoid of everything, permanently worried and buried by the weight of my own thoughts?”
“I was just going to say ‘quiet’”